haven't entered a contest in a hot minute, so here we go.

uh so the idea for professor eis is that an archaeologist uncovered a sentient ice cube w/ superhuman intelligence at a dig site and it possessed him w/ the intent to get revenge on the scientists that created him and dumped him in antarctica

he's basically iceman..just not so much a man anymore..so basically just...ice?

and the fish incident is uh, just one issue of the nonexistent comic

yeah idk i just like making villains with respectable degrees OKAY.