"Hey! Wait up! Squidward... is it? *tongue click* My my my... What is a buffoon like *you* (caresses nose) doing in a dining establishment like this?" *Devours your shapely squidlike figure with his piercing sunlike yellow and fiery red orb of sight whilst stalking around you, his hot, chummy breath beating against your cold, gray, bald head* "I uh, uhm, uh just had to te-tell you-u-", you stammer before being cut off. "Enough of these childish games, squiddy" *he slings your feather-like petite squid body into one of his giant freezing-cold metallic contraptions, giving you fish bumps and leaving you breathless*