S.M.I.T.H. [Contest Entry]

Submersible Manually Inflated Tanker Hat

Developed by the Institute of Somewhat Safe Prototypes, the S.M.I.T.H. is based on an age old design. Using rusty brass bolts and a very special pair of leather chaps. The S.M.I.T.H. is designed the exact same as diving suits from the 1800's without the need for a bulky air pipe. The S.M.I.T.H. is guaranteed to be airtight up to a depth of 11 1/2 feet and is possibly effective up to a depth of 5/10ths of a football field. As an added bonus, in an effort to save weight and allow for deeper dives, the useless rubber insulation on the electrical wiring has been removed leaving safe exposed live wires.
Order your own dull, gleaming S.M.I.T.H. suit now for the generous price of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 First Zimbabwean Dollars (about $1)
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