A MAN WHO HAS TURNED INTO A SPONGE o.0 THIS IS FOR THE CONTEST!

Backstory- He was just a average guy...well except he was a scientist, he had a very pretty wife and 2 kids. Well one day while he was playing with his kids he heard a "Thump" downstairs. He went to investigate but all he could find were a bunch of sponges on the ground. Well at midnight he was sleeping, he again heard a thump this time it woke up one of his kids but not the father (SpongeMan). His son went downstairs to investigate nothing was there except a "SuperHero" suit and sponges. well the father called a preist when the preist spent the night nothing happend not a single thump was heard. The night the preist left was when there was a terrible storm. There were tornado warnings and they had to go downstairs. While downstairs all they heard were sponges falling until the father had enough of it and went into the back room were they kept the sponges. When he set foot in that room the sponges jumped onto the father like some sort of "tick" the father screamed and slipped on a paint can and fell in his pet snake cage. The black momba suddenly bit him and he was knocked out. He woke up on a building as.......SPONGEMAN!! ;)