"In the year of 1940 douring the world war 2 the citizens of England starved. Many died eatch day. However one very quiet day in january a swedish cook rode in on hes beautiful horse in the snow. Exhausted but he had a mission.. To help the one in need, to feed the starving and most importantly.. beat the nazis. He had a idea, A idea that would give him millions he would create a living creature that was eatable. But he didnt want the money.. all he ever asked for was the fathers daughters. He had a famous saying "food before girls" and he always kept that promise beccouse alredy that night when he rode in on hes horse (whos name was peter if it matters) he began working on hes creature. after 30 long long minutes he was done. he had put in the things he liked most in the world, also no one had ever tasted these things.. beccouse he invented them himself too. The morning after something else walked the streets of london, 10 meter high and 10 meter wide, the food god would continue its desteny, to feed the children. To make the story short. The brittish feasted together on the food creature and killed all the nazis and London rose once again from its ashes.. Its said that the god will get back once every ten years to feed the starving and destroy the evil. Peter is now over 100 years old but still top notch... and fat.. and currently hides in the dungeons of the royal castle in Stockholm. why? we dont know."

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So yeah, My last upload got disqualified beccouse it didnt have a story.. lol..
So here you go HAVE A STORY!

For you that is blind..
hes arms are pizza
hes head is a hamburger
hes body is fries
hes boots are coca cola
and hes pants is to protect hes private parts.. witch are not eatable