People were disappearing on McMrNarwhal's server... it all started with XxCOOLGUYxX. He went mining one night and didn't return.
It happened again the next night, and the next night, and the next night, and then McMrNarwhal got curious, very curious. He went for a visit to the public server mine, riddled with diamonds and budder, it wasn't uncommon to find them in the mine though, the men of metal. They used to be players. Now they are soldiers, they don't know anything. They don't know fear, they don't know sadness, and they most certainly do not know a good movie. They thought Battleship should've won best picture. Anyway, MrMcNarwhal found the men of metal in that mine. Do you know what? He did not return. Nobody did. Nobody returns from the cave of the metal men.

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