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As the legends go, the Tyrant was born to a human father and a faerie mother. Fearing for the mortality of her child, the Tyrant's mother carried the child to a sacred font of water, plunging him face first into the shallow end, clutching the babe by the bottom. All his flesh became purple and impenetrable, save for his bottom, which was never wetted.
Disgusted by his discoloured visage, the infant was cast out by his father. The child eventually came into the care of orcs, who mistook him as one of their own. During the Orcish Wars of the 5th age, the Tyrant bore witness to the desolation of his adopted folk, leaving his own tribe with half its original population. Seeking vengeance, the Tyrant sought the legendary Melonium metals, housed deep within the heart of the Grocer mountains. Melonium was said to empower its users, infusing them with otherwise volatile particles that renders a wearer's flesh impenetrable. There was however an insufficent amount of Melonium, leaving segments of the Tyrant's impenetrable flesh exposed.
Inspired by the halving of his own people, the Tyrant raised an army intent on halving the populations of mortals across the realm. Having attacked and razed the laboratories of the Dwarzen alchemists of Besos, the Tyrant happened upon the amazing Prime Gauntlet, an accoutrement capable of channeling raw energy into lethal beams. By harnessing the energy fostered by the Melonium particles, the Tyrant could ceaselessly fell swaths of enemies on his own.
When the Tyrant set his eyes upon the human realm, the adventurer party known as the Reprisers rose up in defence of man. Initially their efforts seemed futile. As the Tyrant turned away to intercept an attack, the tinkerer Stargus spied a potential opening in the impenetrable flesh of the Tyrant. Stargus beckoned for his comrade, Ant-Stature, the size-shifting thief, urging him to shift into his smallest form. Holding him aloft, Stargus propelled his comrade towards the exposed rear of the Tyrant.
...
And for the first and last time of his life, the Tyrant shed tears.
Stat Ratings
| HP | 10/10 |
| ATK | 10/10 |
| SPD | 6.9/10 |
| DEF | 10/10 |
| RES | 10/10 |
Spells/Abilities
- Gauntlet Beams - channeling particle energy generated by the metals comprising the Tyrant's armour, the Tyrant casts beams of destructive energy at enemies
- Melonium Vanguard - the Tyrant's armour wards off magical energy and endures all physical attacks
- Grape Flesh - as though armour weren't enough, the Tyrant's flesh is impenetrable
- Tyrant's Wrath - the Tyrant temporarily channels his rage, multiplying the damage of his attacks many times over
Weaknesses
- Utterly unstoppable, save for rapid expansion of masses within the digestive system
Yes, this whole thing was an elaborate Thanos/Antman joke - for all his endless might, the Tyrant's gonna get his butt sploded. I'll be honest, I haven't properly edited this lmao.
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