Published Feb 3rd, 2017, 2/3/17 2:41 pm
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I was looking for a place to go on holiday.
Everywhere in the Solar System was either too hot, cold or had inordinate amounts of CO2.
Until I found a rather sad looking blue and green planet.
At least it there was some sort of life there.
"Maybe this vacation won't be so bad after all", I said to myself...
I was wrong.
The planet was being inhabited with what looked like primitive apes.
I was right.
Homo sapiens are primitive apes.
There idea of "fun" was playing a game which involved clicking blocks,
While being stuck in world of pixels, bad graphics,
And a couple of sad green things which explode due to the fact that their world was being invaded by blocky versions
of homo sapiens.
I must admit those green things are cute though.
Perhaps my holiday would be better if you clicked on that subscribe button.
Or that heart.
Or simply click on the blue rock with the numbers at the bottom.
That's funny, that number seems rather low.
How do I get it to go up?
Everywhere in the Solar System was either too hot, cold or had inordinate amounts of CO2.
Until I found a rather sad looking blue and green planet.
At least it there was some sort of life there.
"Maybe this vacation won't be so bad after all", I said to myself...
I was wrong.
The planet was being inhabited with what looked like primitive apes.
I was right.
Homo sapiens are primitive apes.
There idea of "fun" was playing a game which involved clicking blocks,
While being stuck in world of pixels, bad graphics,
And a couple of sad green things which explode due to the fact that their world was being invaded by blocky versions
of homo sapiens.
I must admit those green things are cute though.
Perhaps my holiday would be better if you clicked on that subscribe button.
Or that heart.
Or simply click on the blue rock with the numbers at the bottom.
That's funny, that number seems rather low.
How do I get it to go up?
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| Format | Java |
| Model | Steve |
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