here are 10 ways noobs die-

1. Fall off the world

2. Jump into lava to reach gold near it

3. Try to kill a creeper with a wooden plank

4. Look enderman straight in the eye

5. Forget to build a shelter before night

6. Forget to find food (starve)

7. Fall into lava while digging straight down

8. Forget to light up a cave while mining in it

9. Forget how to craft a sword

10. Try to reason with a zombie by right clicking with a sword

Thank you for reading!!