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We all fit into at least one of these categories. So do nearly everyone else using the Internet, particularly social media users. Read this blog to determine what type of Internet user you are.
1. The Pro at Everything - People who have the best lives. They are the best. At everything. But they're super nice and modest, too, and are just plain amazing.
2. The Hater - You know what they are. They hate us, we hate them. In the end, there's just extra hate going around in the world.
3. The Emo - The people you see mostly on Twitter posting depressing Tweets. "Oh, what am I going to do with my life?" expressed in several thousand different ways, basically.
4. The Annoying Hot White Girls - Hot, but so dumb and annoying that they're not attractive anyways. Posting crap about themselves 24/7 even though nobody gives. Ego sky-high. Yep, we've all been in high school, we've all been in 200-people comment arguments over these girls.
5. Girl gamers/bloggers - Nice people; provides some tranquility unlike us lads. Pretty good in games, but are not always as good as most gentlemen, since the girls, well, they actually have lives.
6. The Noob - I used to feel sorry for noobs. But then I realised that the reason most of them are noobs is because they are seven year olds playing Call of Duty. Then the sympathy went away.
7. The YouTubers - DON'T FORGET TO LIKE, COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE DAILY CONTENT, PINEAPPLE ARMY, I'M ABOUT TO REACH 50 SUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (see what I did there with that 1)
8. The Nerd - I got back with my ex. Box360.
9. The Jerk - They are pretty good at games, but that's the reason why they are jerks; they shove it in your face and try to intimidate you in forums. They can also include hackers.
10. The Tryhard - These people are pretty sad. They would do anything for an extra view, subscriber, whatever. They would spend an absurd amount of time playing games, even compared to the ones who don't have a life. Just to improve. I genuinely feel sorry this time.
11. The Loner - Well, these people have pretty good qualities, actually, but they have no friends, so they seek out random people from the Internet, usually to get rejected after they go looking for a fireteam to kill Atheon and finally manages to find five other people after two hours of endlessly searching on websites since they're only lv.26 because the poor guys doesn't have a buddy to help him get reputation points and get an exotic so one day he finally does have 2 others to do a nightfall with him and about a minute before they kill Phogoth his connection drops and afterwards he contacts the others and found out that they both got Gjallarhorns from that nightfall and he probably would've gotten one too or at least an Ice Breaker or Suros Regime and the poor guy can't handle being a loner anymore so he drives his car over a bridge and drown. In real life that is. Yep.
Thanks for reading guys, I hope that provided some sort of, er, entertainment. Don't forget to comment what type of person from that list you are! I'll be making more blogs soon. Please give a diamond to show some support!
Read the sequel - http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/7-more-types-of-internet-users-from-a-more-stereotypical-view-3291022/
-DPSG
1. The Pro at Everything - People who have the best lives. They are the best. At everything. But they're super nice and modest, too, and are just plain amazing.
2. The Hater - You know what they are. They hate us, we hate them. In the end, there's just extra hate going around in the world.
3. The Emo - The people you see mostly on Twitter posting depressing Tweets. "Oh, what am I going to do with my life?" expressed in several thousand different ways, basically.
4. The Annoying Hot White Girls - Hot, but so dumb and annoying that they're not attractive anyways. Posting crap about themselves 24/7 even though nobody gives. Ego sky-high. Yep, we've all been in high school, we've all been in 200-people comment arguments over these girls.
5. Girl gamers/bloggers - Nice people; provides some tranquility unlike us lads. Pretty good in games, but are not always as good as most gentlemen, since the girls, well, they actually have lives.
6. The Noob - I used to feel sorry for noobs. But then I realised that the reason most of them are noobs is because they are seven year olds playing Call of Duty. Then the sympathy went away.
7. The YouTubers - DON'T FORGET TO LIKE, COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE DAILY CONTENT, PINEAPPLE ARMY, I'M ABOUT TO REACH 50 SUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (see what I did there with that 1)
8. The Nerd - I got back with my ex. Box360.
9. The Jerk - They are pretty good at games, but that's the reason why they are jerks; they shove it in your face and try to intimidate you in forums. They can also include hackers.
10. The Tryhard - These people are pretty sad. They would do anything for an extra view, subscriber, whatever. They would spend an absurd amount of time playing games, even compared to the ones who don't have a life. Just to improve. I genuinely feel sorry this time.
11. The Loner - Well, these people have pretty good qualities, actually, but they have no friends, so they seek out random people from the Internet, usually to get rejected after they go looking for a fireteam to kill Atheon and finally manages to find five other people after two hours of endlessly searching on websites since they're only lv.26 because the poor guys doesn't have a buddy to help him get reputation points and get an exotic so one day he finally does have 2 others to do a nightfall with him and about a minute before they kill Phogoth his connection drops and afterwards he contacts the others and found out that they both got Gjallarhorns from that nightfall and he probably would've gotten one too or at least an Ice Breaker or Suros Regime and the poor guy can't handle being a loner anymore so he drives his car over a bridge and drown. In real life that is. Yep.
Thanks for reading guys, I hope that provided some sort of, er, entertainment. Don't forget to comment what type of person from that list you are! I'll be making more blogs soon. Please give a diamond to show some support!
Read the sequel - http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/7-more-types-of-internet-users-from-a-more-stereotypical-view-3291022/
-DPSG
| Credit | The story of my life in that last Destiny-themed one. |
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