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7 Types of People on Xbox Live

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There are lots of people on Xbox Live. Some people are nice and others would rage and cuss out at you every time you kill them..  They are all caterogized in at least 4 categories:

1. Heavy Breather
2. The Abuser
3. The racist 14 year old
4. The civilized person.
5. The Noob
6. The Rager
7. The Squeaker

1.The Heavy Breather
Theres always one guy who dosn't  turn off his mic, even though he is not saying anything.. All you could hear from him is his heavy breathing throughout the whole match. It wont matter if your playing Call of Duty or NHL 14, you'll always come across one of those guys.

2. The Abuser
This is (sadly) the most common person on Xbox Live.. The Abuser. He hates everybody but himself and his friends, and he will cuss at you whenever your doing something wrong. For example, in NHL 14, if you are the goaltender and you let a goal in, "The Abuser" will start saying, "Are you ******* kidding me," "You suck,"  "Go suck a ****." "The Abuser," can likely be from a range of 12 years old to 30. He's mainly in between the ages of 14 - 25. "The Abuser" thinks he is the best at the game.. Whenever I'm playing CoD or NHL 14, 90% of the time, "The Abuser" sucks more than the person he's cussing at.  "The Abuser" will always say "BOOM Headshot!" whenever he shoots a person in CoD even though he hasn't headshotted them. "The Abuser" tends to have a GamerTag like - XxXB3ASTSLAYAxXX

3. The racist 14 year old.
Do you have an accent or the ability to speak a different language? Then don’t speak up during an Xbox Live or you will hear the high-pitched tones of the 14-Year-Old Racist. Speak Spanish and you might hear him say “Stupid Mexicans! Stop stealing my kills like you're stealing our jobs, you thieving ********!” Oh yes, the most hateful, mean-spirited words come spewing out of his mouth with a voice that sounds not even old enough to shave. Usually only appearing to play violent videogames; it is rare that you will play a game of Catan and hear him appear to say “That’s right, build those roads, chink!” to the player who has a name that sounds vaguely Asian.

This is why I usually play PS3 because its a more friendly community.

4. The civilized person
This is the best person on Xbox, he tends to say good game if he either loses or wins. He often ignores "The Abuser" and mutes him. If music is playing through someones headphones, the civilized person just mutes him. If the civilized person sees "The Abuser" spam messeging him really bad messeges, the civilized person does not reply back and files a complaint to him. 

5. The Noob
You will come across these guys when your playing any game. He does not know what he's suppose to do. He usually team-kills (if on hardcore more) other players. He also holds his frag grendaes so he could kill himself. The Noob will always get lost in multiplayer maps and would probably get 3 kills and 50 deaths at the end of amolst every match.  If your playing on NHL 14, The Noob will always score his own goals or if he is the goaltender, allow in every single shot the opposing team shoots at.

6. The Rager
This is the most annoying person on Xbox Live. He will tend to always scream really loudly into his mic whenver he loses, he gets killed, or talking to general. The Rager tends to be 12 years old. He sometimes can be 12+ years old, but he is mainly 12. He is just like "The Abuser."

7. The Squeaker
The Squeaker are the people who havn't hit puberty yet. You don't even know if "The Squeaker" is a boy or a girl. "The Squeaker" tends to be around 7-11 years old. He will tend to say stupid stuff sometimes. He is belives everything that is said on the internet. If anybody like "The Abuser" tells "The Squeaker" to go get a parent because "The Abuser" is impersonating as Microsoft, "The Squeaker" tells his mom. "The Abuser" will then say some random things to make both the mother and squeaker mad. 


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Credithttp://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/10/the_10_people_you_meet_on_xbox_live.php http://www.xboxachievements.com/forum/showthread.php?t=70359
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11/20/2014 10:37 am
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DoggyDoge
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i saw one abuser noob in ROBLOX BYM he was sayng that he is best on the server and has strongest mech, at the end i killed him and then he raged alot and said ur mech is so weak who cares noob my mech was broken! and then he ragequitted
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09/11/2014 5:07 pm
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Supercrafter1710
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Cool
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07/24/2014 4:38 am
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TheMiner169
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I got my blog removed because it wasn't related to Minecraft. Maybe PMC just hates me???
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07/23/2014 11:54 pm
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irritatedCat
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I'm non of those, cause I don't use the headset.
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07/23/2014 3:44 pm
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Mr Movie Star
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I think I would fit the "Civilized" Person the most, It just fits my personality Perfectly!
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07/23/2014 2:21 pm
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Noble_Blaze6
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what happens if i dont fit to this at all i do say good game and i am mainly tactial when i play halo so where do i fit in? eathere whay i do like this post true
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07/23/2014 2:26 pm
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Noble_Blaze6
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also there is one more the swager rare but true the one who willkeep breging about his armor or avitar or his house in terraria or minecraft *dont know much about CoD never played it"
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07/23/2014 2:11 pm
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Skeltal
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(doesn't know any of these cause parents think that I will end up doing something stupid like telling people my address,even though im NOT INSANE.)
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07/23/2014 10:46 am
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GamerGeeked
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The other

Thinks only PC games are fun
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07/23/2014 10:47 am
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GamerGeeked
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(thats XBX360 though)
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