JOKE TIME!

1. How many creepers does it take to change a light bulb?
SSSssseven.

2. An investor, a mathematician and a boxer were making stew. The investor put in his share, the mathematician added some numbers, and the boxer threw in the towel.

3. Three vampries walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the first vampire and asks "What'll you have?"
"Blood." Says the first one.
"Make that two." Says the second one.
The bartender looks at the third vampire and asks "What can I get you, buddy?"
"Plasma."
The bartender says "Okay, that's two bloods and a blood light."

4. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Creeper.
Creeper wh-
BOOM!

5. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Notch.
Notch who?
That's a strange sneeze you've got there.

6. How many light bulbs does it take to change a Soviet Russian?

7. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Iron Ore.
Iron Ore who?
Iron Ore Stone picks? Which do you use most?

8. Two Minecraft players were having an argument over whose skin was better. "I am a lava monster." the first said. "I'm made of lava." The second said "I am a fire elemental. I am the embodiment of fire. I control you." They continued arguing when another player came by. He Lava Bucketed them both and took whatever of their loot that was left.

9. A man was going to enter a pun competition. He thought that if he submitted ten puns that one of them would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

10. Two muffins were baking in an oven. One looks at the other and says "Sure is hot in here." The other says "WOW! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Funny? Good. Not funny? Sorry. I thought with all the rants someone might like a little humor.