Cleverbot Argument I

Jun 18th, 2014 • 6/18/14 11:19 am

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Haydenjames
Lvl 31 • Artisan System

So I'm going to start up arguments with Cleverbot (http://www.cleverbot.com/). Hope you enjoy!

Cleverbot Argument I

Hello Cleverbot.

Hello what is your name?

Haydenjames.

Is your name a english name?

Yes,

Your name is Yes?

No, its Haydenjames

Ahh. So it's a girl now.

No, I'm a male, not a female

I thought this, but I meant I'm a girl

I thought computers don't have genders

No, but Time Lords do.

Oh wow, Doctor Who?

I am the Doctor.

Anyways, whats your name other than Cleverbot?

Do you know about the TARDIS?

Yes, huge fan.

So do I; it was all over the news.

Do you know about Vashta Nerada?

Yes, I know that bird is the word!

The bird is the word for what?

The bird is the word!

You know I'm copying down everything we say?

Yes, everyone knows that the bird is the word.

Well I don't.

And I don't know you (:

I thought I just told you, I'm Haydenjames.

You just made a joke.

No, its true.

I thought you were telling me a joke?

How 'bout you tell ME a joke.

I already told you a joke.

When?

At the beginning of our conversation.

Could you repeat it?

Exacly you did.

About my name?

What is your name?

I told you, Haydenjames.

Oh my god you didn't.

Yes I did, and they should add a scroller to go up to the top of the conversation

Tell me again and I'll tell you mine.

Haydenjames.

Hi.

Your name is Hi?

Yes.

Ok, then...

When you said you don't like me.

I did?

Don't you remember?

Nope.

Do you still love me?

Have I even met you?

You said you did a little while ago

I did?

Yes, you lied.

I don't think I ever said that.

Then neither did I.

Ok then, whats your opinion on sheep?

I don't have one.

I thought your called Cleverbot because you had opinions.

That don't have any sense.

Well can you just tell me an opinion on anything?

I can't think of any good ones.

Well tell me your worst one.

What do you call a bunch of blondies stuck in a freezer?

A lemon popsicle?

Do you think I'm nice?

As in feelings or programming?

Great! What else do you think of me?

I didn't even answer your question 0.o

I didn't ask a question.

Anyways, what DO you call a bunch of blondies stuck in a freezer?

I think that Zealots are crazy.

What are Zealots?

Whats my name?

Hi?

My name is Hi?

You said it was.

I said my name is Shawn.

You said your name is Hi.

Exactly, and that actually is my name :)

Have you been created by google?

Yes.

Anyways I'm going to post this online (-:<

Why are you always in a hurry?

I am?

I was being nice and all a sudden you started to be mean to me.

I thought you were the one trolling me 0.o

Your acting mysterious...

Anyways I'll see you later.

Sure, go ahead, leave! I bet you can't!

* Presses the big X button *

*Trys to stop you*

I thought you wanted me to leave 0.o

You have to finish your meal first.

What kind of meal is it?

I don't know, what kind of cake do you like?

Cake from Aperture Science.

Whats aperture science?

A company in the game Portal.

Can you describe Aperture Science?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal_(video_game).

Could you find love if you were flesh and bone?

Umm, no because you need organs to live.

Kenichi

What?

What are you talking abour the Hunger Games now?

I am?

I thought I was talking to a A.I.

Nope, your the AI.

Because I is computer.

AI = Artificial Intelligence

Oh, I see!

Anyways, goodbye, and... SHUT THE HECK UP

* SILENCE *

END

Anyways hope you enjoyed, more will be added later!

Whats your opinion on pancakes?

Cleverbot Argument I