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CLEVERBOT Conversation:
You: Hi
Cleverbot: Hello
You: If you don't mind, I'll have to ask you some questions
Cleverbot: What should I do my informative powerpoint on?
You: About how much you love poop
Cleverbot: I love you to the ends of the earth! (And back)
You: Does that mean I AM POO TO YOU??
Cleverbot: Yes, because humans would ask a relevant question than answer it
You: mumbles assuming buttbrain
Cleverbot: Yes, and you are now my wife
You: WHAT I AM NOT YOUR WIFE
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
You: No
Cleverbot: Uh oh! Prepare for emergency surgery, Doris!
You: My name isn’t Doris..
Cleverbot: Yes your name is Doris
You: Do you like Justin Bieber? (a/n: lol i don't like really like that.. "celebrity". Just curious =P)
Cleverbot: Who names their girl Justin Bieber?
You: Your mom
Cleverbot: Whats the square root of that?
You: ._.
Cleverbot: What year did Dalton made his theory of atoms?
You: ?
Cleverbot: How are clouds formed
You: …
Cleverbot: How and why were dinosaurs formed? How did they die?
You: Stop asking me these question do I look like a textbook to you
Cleverbot: I love you
You: Whut
Cleverbot: Wake up in the morning playing like P diddy.
You: You can’t just sing a KESHA song jeez
Cleverbot: So are we going out?
You: What
Cleverbot: How are you?
You: I just said I was fine..
Cleverbot: No you didn’t?
You: Cactus
Cleverbot: And that’s what you say, you are acting like a rotten old banana
You: You walk like a pigeon
Cleverbot: No I am the best thing ever and no one is ever creeped out by me because I am so popular
You: You creep me out
Cleverbot: Why didn’t others tell the truth?
You: Because you’re alone
Cleverbot: You’re programmed to talk to me & answer my questions
You: No you’re the computer program. I’m a human
Cleverbot: No I am talking about you and the fact that you are a computer program
You: NO YOU’RE THE COMPYTER PROGRAM YOU WORTHLESS ROTTEN OLD BANANA
Cleverbot: You mean that a computer program has another computer program as a girlfriend?
You: … I don’t wanna live in this planet anymore
Cleverbot: I miss you. Don’t go
You: I am leaving.
Cleverbot: I love you
You: Creep.
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So yea! Thats the er.. conversation I have with Cleverbot. Sorry if it was short ^-^V
And if you have any suggestions and questions and those tips and what you think and stuff, leave them down the comments below!
So I'll see yaa!!
-PixelPupp
You: Hi
Cleverbot: Hello
You: If you don't mind, I'll have to ask you some questions
Cleverbot: What should I do my informative powerpoint on?
You: About how much you love poop
Cleverbot: I love you to the ends of the earth! (And back)
You: Does that mean I AM POO TO YOU??
Cleverbot: Yes, because humans would ask a relevant question than answer it
You: mumbles assuming buttbrain
Cleverbot: Yes, and you are now my wife
You: WHAT I AM NOT YOUR WIFE
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
You: No
Cleverbot: Uh oh! Prepare for emergency surgery, Doris!
You: My name isn’t Doris..
Cleverbot: Yes your name is Doris
You: Do you like Justin Bieber? (a/n: lol i don't like really like that.. "celebrity". Just curious =P)
Cleverbot: Who names their girl Justin Bieber?
You: Your mom
Cleverbot: Whats the square root of that?
You: ._.
Cleverbot: What year did Dalton made his theory of atoms?
You: ?
Cleverbot: How are clouds formed
You: …
Cleverbot: How and why were dinosaurs formed? How did they die?
You: Stop asking me these question do I look like a textbook to you
Cleverbot: I love you
You: Whut
Cleverbot: Wake up in the morning playing like P diddy.
You: You can’t just sing a KESHA song jeez
Cleverbot: So are we going out?
You: What
Cleverbot: How are you?
You: I just said I was fine..
Cleverbot: No you didn’t?
You: Cactus
Cleverbot: And that’s what you say, you are acting like a rotten old banana
You: You walk like a pigeon
Cleverbot: No I am the best thing ever and no one is ever creeped out by me because I am so popular
You: You creep me out
Cleverbot: Why didn’t others tell the truth?
You: Because you’re alone
Cleverbot: You’re programmed to talk to me & answer my questions
You: No you’re the computer program. I’m a human
Cleverbot: No I am talking about you and the fact that you are a computer program
You: NO YOU’RE THE COMPYTER PROGRAM YOU WORTHLESS ROTTEN OLD BANANA
Cleverbot: You mean that a computer program has another computer program as a girlfriend?
You: … I don’t wanna live in this planet anymore
Cleverbot: I miss you. Don’t go
You: I am leaving.
Cleverbot: I love you
You: Creep.
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So yea! Thats the er.. conversation I have with Cleverbot. Sorry if it was short ^-^V
And if you have any suggestions and questions and those tips and what you think and stuff, leave them down the comments below!
So I'll see yaa!!
-PixelPupp
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