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BLOCK.
A true Minecraft Story.
In Minecraft, you roam around a blocky world that seems to be Earth, punching blocky trees down, blowing up mountains, and killing the evil sheep (repulsive creatures...). You can look up in the sky and see the block sun and the block moon, and look down and see the block Earth. You look around watching block sheep eat block grass while being killed by block wolves. You walk up to the block wool, being blocky, and collect it to make a block bed. You finally place your block bed in your block house, and go to bed.
You wake up to the block sun rising, and go to your block farm where you collect block wheat. You go back inside after a long day at the farm, and make some block bread. You place it on a plate and eat it. You walk up to your room to find a block sheep. You grab the nearest block shotgun from a mod, and send the demon to the Nether. You then clean up the blocked mess and put the meat in your refrigerator from that mod you installed yesterday, and go to bed.
You, once again, wake up, go to the block farm, work, and come back inside. But something is wrong. You just sense a cold chill in the air... You try to ignore it, but it keeps on for the rest of the blocked day. You go to bed cold.
The next day the cold feeling is still in the air. You walk down the block stairs with you blocky shotgun, ready for anything; but there was nothing. You set the gun down on the block table, and eat that block sheep you blasted this week. But, as you sat down, something happened...
"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssss..."
"AW CRA-"
Player blew up.
Note from author: This actually happened to me on Minecraft. You can get furniture by installing Jammy's Furniture Mod. For guns, I had about 4 gun mods installed at the time. I lost track of which mod the shotgun was from.
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