Corny Joke(s)

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Ninjabreeper
Lvl 33 • Artisan Spleefer

Here's some corny jokes I thought of

Josh: Hey Bob, crack a joke!

Bob: I can't, I'm allergic to nuts.
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Thug 1: Boss what's the plan?

Boss: ...

Thug 1: You don't say...

Boss: ...

Thug 1: You don't say!

Boss :...

Thug 1: You don't say...

Thug 2: What's the plan?

Thug 1: He didn't say.
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Josh: Hey man, you wanna play some Super Mario Bros.?

Jacob: Sure, "WII," can play together!

Josh: *Sigh*
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I tried to join a fishing band, but I dropped the bass.
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Sir, this cat was choked with a plastic bag!

Looks like this cat

(o _o )

( o _o )>o o -o

(o o _o )

Is in the bag

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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Mac: Is that your handprint in the sidewalk?

Sean: Yeah! I always make a good impression.

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Palaeos

• 06/14/2012 9:53 am

He/Him • Level 62 : High Grandmaster Turtle Paladin

Temporarily disabled the submission. Changes are required. Reason: Update Log Abuse
Don't abuse the update log. It is meant for major updates to the submission, not to simply bump your submission. Thanks.
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Ninjabreeper

• 06/15/2012 2:06 pm

• Level 33 : Artisan Spleefer

What do you mean by, "bump your submissions"?

Palaeos

• 06/15/2012 2:10 pm

He/Him • Level 62 : High Grandmaster Turtle Paladin

Bump means to post/update in order to get your submission to the top/front of the list.

Ninjabreeper

• 06/15/2012 4:17 pm

• Level 33 : Artisan Spleefer

Oh no no no no no! I don't want that! I just wanted to put some schtuff up thar for teh lawlz! I honestly don't care how many submission views this article gets. I just made this so I have a nice public place to store all the corny jokes I come across. Is there a way to keep this from going back to the top of the list?

Palaeos

• 06/15/2012 4:31 pm

He/Him • Level 62 : High Grandmaster Turtle Paladin

Only way is to just not post an update log if/when you update.

Ninjabreeper

• 06/15/2012 4:32 pm

• Level 33 : Artisan Spleefer

Meh and MEH.

Thanks anyway.

weathersean

• 06/12/2012 1:20 pm

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