Updated on Aug 26th, 2023, 8/26/23 10:03 pm | 1 logs
Published Sep 13th, 2022, 9/13/22 5:21 pm scheduled
Published Sep 13th, 2022, 9/13/22 5:21 pm scheduled
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Crepp: (BANGS ON DOOR) STEEEEE-EEEEEVE!!!!!
....................
Welp, I guess he ain't home. Wonder where he is.
(Meanwhile Alex and Steve are in a Diving club for some reason and THEY'RE ON A BOAT)
Sarah: Alright, you two, legend's say there is a big pile of gold guarded by the fiercest shark in the Great Barrier Reef. We examined the male shark, and we found out its jaws are the sharpest, it's smart, and protects it at all cost. Your job is to go down and snatch those ancient gems without being caught by the shark. Got it?
Steve/Alex: (With regulator mouth pieces on) Got it.
Now, go into the water. We're counting on you.
(Bedrock water splashing sound)
(The divers slowly swim down to the shark, who is sleeping where the treasure is. They try to distract him by using an axolotl, but the shark sees right through, and eats the axolotl. The divers gasp, and then scream as the shark lunges at them at full force.)
Alex: Steve, help, I'm stuck!
Shark: (Makes shark sound)
Steve: I got you Alex! Hi-yah!
Shark: (Makes dolphin sound, then makes car racing sound as he fleas)
(Alex is having memory problems due to stress and lack of oxygen. Steve comforts Alex and the two start looking for- Gold! Hundreds of gold ingots!)
It's gold, Alex!
The treasure, yes, yes!
(46,853 shulker boxes full of ender chests full of blocks of gold later)
Alex... Do you see a shadow?
(A whale swallows them and the treasure)
Oh no, I'm stuck what do we do?
Steve, I heard that a weak spot in a blue whale is near its blowhole. If we tickle it, we'll be free!
Mr. Whale dude: hahahaHAHAHAHAhaHAHAHAHAHAH
It's working! Tickle him faster!
HAHAHAAHAHAHHA AHAHAHAHAHAHA HUUHHAUHAUHHHUUHUH WUH... AH... AH... AAACHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Yes! We're out!
Look out, air current! WHOOOOAAAAA.
I think we're in a cave, Steve...
Look, an air pocket.
(DIVERS GASP)
Whew... come on, Steve, let's go back to the surface.
Yeah... I've had enough water for a day.
The divers blow out all the water in their tanks and head out of the cave. They realize they forgot about the treasure in the harsh condition, but luckily find it has also been brought by the surprise air current. They safely return to the surface with smiles on their faces...
(PLOT TWIST) AND THEY BOTH LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER, THE END.
*GASP* Creepy, did you just realize what story you read?
Yes, a story on how Alex and Steve barely saved their lives swimming in Icky Lake.
Well, yes, but legends say that's the story that puts a terrible curse onto the mob who read it!
I guess that's true- but doesn't that only work on play-
*LIGHTNING AND THUNDER*
(looks down at him, then looks back up and sweats) Have... any of you seen... my lucky sock?
Watch the rest of the story here!
....................
Welp, I guess he ain't home. Wonder where he is.
(Meanwhile Alex and Steve are in a Diving club for some reason and THEY'RE ON A BOAT)
Sarah: Alright, you two, legend's say there is a big pile of gold guarded by the fiercest shark in the Great Barrier Reef. We examined the male shark, and we found out its jaws are the sharpest, it's smart, and protects it at all cost. Your job is to go down and snatch those ancient gems without being caught by the shark. Got it?
Steve/Alex: (With regulator mouth pieces on) Got it.
Now, go into the water. We're counting on you.
(Bedrock water splashing sound)
(The divers slowly swim down to the shark, who is sleeping where the treasure is. They try to distract him by using an axolotl, but the shark sees right through, and eats the axolotl. The divers gasp, and then scream as the shark lunges at them at full force.)
Alex: Steve, help, I'm stuck!
Shark: (Makes shark sound)
Steve: I got you Alex! Hi-yah!
Shark: (Makes dolphin sound, then makes car racing sound as he fleas)
(Alex is having memory problems due to stress and lack of oxygen. Steve comforts Alex and the two start looking for- Gold! Hundreds of gold ingots!)
It's gold, Alex!
The treasure, yes, yes!
(46,853 shulker boxes full of ender chests full of blocks of gold later)
Alex... Do you see a shadow?
(A whale swallows them and the treasure)
Oh no, I'm stuck what do we do?
Steve, I heard that a weak spot in a blue whale is near its blowhole. If we tickle it, we'll be free!
Mr. Whale dude: hahahaHAHAHAHAhaHAHAHAHAHAH
It's working! Tickle him faster!
HAHAHAAHAHAHHA AHAHAHAHAHAHA HUUHHAUHAUHHHUUHUH WUH... AH... AH... AAACHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Yes! We're out!
Look out, air current! WHOOOOAAAAA.
I think we're in a cave, Steve...
Look, an air pocket.
(DIVERS GASP)
Whew... come on, Steve, let's go back to the surface.
Yeah... I've had enough water for a day.
The divers blow out all the water in their tanks and head out of the cave. They realize they forgot about the treasure in the harsh condition, but luckily find it has also been brought by the surprise air current. They safely return to the surface with smiles on their faces...
(PLOT TWIST) AND THEY BOTH LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER, THE END.
*GASP* Creepy, did you just realize what story you read?
Yes, a story on how Alex and Steve barely saved their lives swimming in Icky Lake.
Well, yes, but legends say that's the story that puts a terrible curse onto the mob who read it!
I guess that's true- but doesn't that only work on play-
*LIGHTNING AND THUNDER*
(looks down at him, then looks back up and sweats) Have... any of you seen... my lucky sock?
Watch the rest of the story here!
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