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Hello back comrades! Welcome to this new DarkNews episode, this episode is just as new as the New World Order and as fresh as Rob's hands when he's at school... You may already know what this is... Just a dark comedy series presented by me, DarkRob, to present insane news and joke about them... So, after this introduction we start with today's news...
First off, Rob is no longer kidnapped by me, he's now on :3 mood, and he's also pretty relaxed...
But now the real news:
Mojang revealed the Minecraft Live trailer and also the dates for Civil War (aka Mob Vote) and disappointment (aka Minecraft Live): The mobs reveal will be on 1st week of October, the live will be on October 15th, and the votes will start 48 hours before the live, and we will get different ways to vote just like last year, so prepare emotionally for this event and prepare your weapons to fight X accounts of famous youtubers...
And talking about X (F#ck you, Elon, that name sucks!), the comrade Elon just said that it would be a good idea to force users to pay a little so that way he stops the bots on Twitter... WHY WOULD THEY NEED OR WANT TO PAY!? Twitter users barely pay their taxes, and for that the government has to menace with getting them out of their houses, and you expect them to pay for a social media mainly used to argue over dumb discussions!?
In other news, Morocco had a very destructive earthquake on September 8th, which makes now that date definitely as cursed as September 19th, and I expect that in memory of the victims they do anything and that they don't do simulations the same date as the earthquake to commemorate, I can relate and it's not a good idea, Moroccans...
*awkwardly stares at Mexico
But that earthquake was not the only natural disaster, in Libya a hurricane provoked many severe floodings, the Dutch replied: Here we don't need any hurricane to get completely flooded...
And before going with the Latin American news, I'm gonna talk about another case of srewing something off on internet:
Unity: They have been a great help for indie developers and some other legends, just like Among Us and other great games, but they announced an update to their policies and that was gonna make developers pay more, so that started a polemic and then Unity apologized, but the chaos got to the point even Among Us considered hosting their game using another software, and this story teaches us that: DIE CAPITALISM MWAHAHAHAHAHA Let it die let it die! Because the world it poisoned! Come on! Who is with me!?
After that, we can start with the Latin American news:
In San Francisco, California, a meeting between different leaders was expected, but the Mexican president said he's not gonna attend to it because the new Peruvian president is gonna be there and they have hard relations... If only AMLO didn't try to get involved in internal stuff of Peru... Well, he successfully acted like an average president of the US, like that everyone could be really angry...
Now here's a kinda sensitive story... Like 2 or 3 years ago, there was a case of violence against a saxophonist by a MORENA politician, and then it ended with her getting attacked with acid on her head, she fortunately survived and exposed everything and the new was soon known in all the country, still, the government is so corrupted they never did anything, then many time after that, the last we knew was that she lives now with constant fear, but a few days ago another new about her was revealed, she recently got attacked again by someone with a shotgun from a car, she survived again and even if no one knows who shot, it is very obvious who sent the killer to try to kill her... Btw, there's no joke in this one, we're decent and we have exceptions with what news deserve a joke and which ones doesn't...
The next one involves US people...
Latinos use the hashtag #ShutUpGringo every time US residents do something dumb that is against Latino community, like the times woke US residents do stuff to "defend us from racism" and ending up being truly racists towards Latinos meanwhile the thing they criticized was not racist and was not even offensive for others that are not those woke US residents, many examples of this have been seen before, and the last year Twitter got the hashtag #ShutUpGringo2022 after they criticized a fanart of Puss in Boots drawn as a white man from Spain (which is totally normal and ok), but they considered it whitewashing because those US woke people are those kind of dumbs who think that Spain, Mexico and every other country in South America and Central America and that speaks Spanish is part of Mexico, so they just got told to shut up for being dumbs who probably failed elementary, but that polemic also happened due to them trying to impose English language over Hispanics, the US is a country that historically has tried to destroy the Hispanic community, and a proof is Philippines, but now the way they're trying to do it is using some campaign WE're not gonna mention here, the migrants thing and more, but the US also tries to impose English over the entire world, and that's what woke people from the US did by claiming the entire Spanish language is transphobic and that all people who speak it properly are transphobic, Spanish has gender speaking, for Spanish every non-living thing has a gender, EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER FOR SPANISH, that doesn't make much logical sense but we cannot do anything :/ Anyway, so they said that if you don't use inclusive language you're transphobic... Inclusive language is a LGBT invention for Spanish that is strange... In English you have singular "they", but if you check English's history, you will find out that it is actually correct, but the thing with SPanish inclusive language is that they claim that changing the final "a" or final "o" that mark genders to simply an "e" or a "x" will stop transphobia, so if you don't say Latinx or Latine instead of Latino and Latina you're transphobic and you deserve to die because you're a white transphobic man who is a supporter of patriarchy... So, why am I telling you this 2022 story? Well, it happened again this year, but now a "researcher" from a University published a "work" where they "investigated" about Latino community and stuff about Spanish language, leading this person to determinate that the entire Spanish speaking community is transphobic, and this "research" just reminds me a lot of the next meme:
Meme sent to me on Discord by ThatCatWanderingTheGalaxy on December, 2022.
We've almost reached the end of this episode, OUR final new about Latin America literally involves memes and Mexico, you maybe have seen the Mexican "aliens" memes, this is this new about...
In the Mexican Congress they talked about the sky protection and about aliens and UNAM, but htey invited Jaime Maussan, an ufologist that is very famous but not very trustworthy, then he showed as evidence some alien corpses and a video provided by militar forces, he also mentioned UNAM being involved on the aliens investigation, but the corpses were fake and made by himself, so the meeting got into the ridiculous, and after that the memes exploded on the web, getting even to English speaking community, and that's the story of how did the Mexican alien meme got created...
Image taken from Google.
And finally, we finish this episode with some news from Ukraine, I swear that every time I try not to mention them they do something dumb enough to talk about...
First off, some explanations again, every year Mexico does a military parade in Mexico City for Independence Day, and since like 20 years ago they started to invite troops from the most powerful countries in the world without exception, and this year was the same, but this year US just didn't attend to the event, but China and Russia were there, just like the rest of years, so as the ambassador job is so boring, the Ukrainian ambassador in Mexico used this to post a Twitter that only started a polemic in Mexico, so now you know, don't apply for ambassador because that job is pretty boring and you'll only find some minutes of distraction on posting on X to start polemics.
And our final new today involves Poland and Ukraine...
During the Russian-Ukrainian War, the most supportive European country towards Ukraine was Poland, and they were sending many supplies to Ukraine; Ukraine is a great grain producer, so the fact of it being sold in Poland and being cheaper was a problem for local agriculture, so Poland banned Ukrainian grain from being sold in Poland sk they can promote their local production, and then after Poland the ones who followed were Slovakia and Hungary, and Hungary banned even more Ukrainian products, so Ukrainian politicians reacted and did what any reasonable people would do: They sued the 3 countries, and this only demonstrates how busy Ukrainian politicians are at their jobs and how worried they are for their nation, because if they have so much free time and security to go out and sue 3 countries over stuff that according to International Laws would make your suing to them out of place, that means that there must be no wars happening anywhere and there are no separatist movements nor any menacing neighbor countries so they can be chilling all day and getting against random countries in the world!
And as result of this very smart move by Ukraine, Poland is not gonna be sending them supplies anymore...
Idk, bravo Ukraine ig? You just got very important support away just over some grain, definitely Hardvard NEEDS your leaders as teacher, they'd overcome Einstein's IQ in 1 day...
Aaaaaand with this we finish for today, I am aware that I should have posted this yesterday but my computer crashed and I lost the progress on the 2 last news... This is the first time I say it but, support me and these DarkNews, because if people who gets offended by everything and tyranny on the internet keep growing, WE might get problems, and support to this and to me is great, WE can fight them and stop them... (Btw, the caps WE's are not meant to be communistic)...
Cya !
PD: No cover picture this time because I am on tablet right now, not on computer, and I don't have any picture to use here on my tablet...
First off, Rob is no longer kidnapped by me, he's now on :3 mood, and he's also pretty relaxed...
But now the real news:
Mojang revealed the Minecraft Live trailer and also the dates for Civil War (aka Mob Vote) and disappointment (aka Minecraft Live): The mobs reveal will be on 1st week of October, the live will be on October 15th, and the votes will start 48 hours before the live, and we will get different ways to vote just like last year, so prepare emotionally for this event and prepare your weapons to fight X accounts of famous youtubers...
And talking about X (F#ck you, Elon, that name sucks!), the comrade Elon just said that it would be a good idea to force users to pay a little so that way he stops the bots on Twitter... WHY WOULD THEY NEED OR WANT TO PAY!? Twitter users barely pay their taxes, and for that the government has to menace with getting them out of their houses, and you expect them to pay for a social media mainly used to argue over dumb discussions!?
In other news, Morocco had a very destructive earthquake on September 8th, which makes now that date definitely as cursed as September 19th, and I expect that in memory of the victims they do anything and that they don't do simulations the same date as the earthquake to commemorate, I can relate and it's not a good idea, Moroccans...
*awkwardly stares at Mexico
But that earthquake was not the only natural disaster, in Libya a hurricane provoked many severe floodings, the Dutch replied: Here we don't need any hurricane to get completely flooded...
And before going with the Latin American news, I'm gonna talk about another case of srewing something off on internet:
Unity: They have been a great help for indie developers and some other legends, just like Among Us and other great games, but they announced an update to their policies and that was gonna make developers pay more, so that started a polemic and then Unity apologized, but the chaos got to the point even Among Us considered hosting their game using another software, and this story teaches us that: DIE CAPITALISM MWAHAHAHAHAHA Let it die let it die! Because the world it poisoned! Come on! Who is with me!?
After that, we can start with the Latin American news:
In San Francisco, California, a meeting between different leaders was expected, but the Mexican president said he's not gonna attend to it because the new Peruvian president is gonna be there and they have hard relations... If only AMLO didn't try to get involved in internal stuff of Peru... Well, he successfully acted like an average president of the US, like that everyone could be really angry...
Now here's a kinda sensitive story... Like 2 or 3 years ago, there was a case of violence against a saxophonist by a MORENA politician, and then it ended with her getting attacked with acid on her head, she fortunately survived and exposed everything and the new was soon known in all the country, still, the government is so corrupted they never did anything, then many time after that, the last we knew was that she lives now with constant fear, but a few days ago another new about her was revealed, she recently got attacked again by someone with a shotgun from a car, she survived again and even if no one knows who shot, it is very obvious who sent the killer to try to kill her... Btw, there's no joke in this one, we're decent and we have exceptions with what news deserve a joke and which ones doesn't...
The next one involves US people...
Latinos use the hashtag #ShutUpGringo every time US residents do something dumb that is against Latino community, like the times woke US residents do stuff to "defend us from racism" and ending up being truly racists towards Latinos meanwhile the thing they criticized was not racist and was not even offensive for others that are not those woke US residents, many examples of this have been seen before, and the last year Twitter got the hashtag #ShutUpGringo2022 after they criticized a fanart of Puss in Boots drawn as a white man from Spain (which is totally normal and ok), but they considered it whitewashing because those US woke people are those kind of dumbs who think that Spain, Mexico and every other country in South America and Central America and that speaks Spanish is part of Mexico, so they just got told to shut up for being dumbs who probably failed elementary, but that polemic also happened due to them trying to impose English language over Hispanics, the US is a country that historically has tried to destroy the Hispanic community, and a proof is Philippines, but now the way they're trying to do it is using some campaign WE're not gonna mention here, the migrants thing and more, but the US also tries to impose English over the entire world, and that's what woke people from the US did by claiming the entire Spanish language is transphobic and that all people who speak it properly are transphobic, Spanish has gender speaking, for Spanish every non-living thing has a gender, EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER FOR SPANISH, that doesn't make much logical sense but we cannot do anything :/ Anyway, so they said that if you don't use inclusive language you're transphobic... Inclusive language is a LGBT invention for Spanish that is strange... In English you have singular "they", but if you check English's history, you will find out that it is actually correct, but the thing with SPanish inclusive language is that they claim that changing the final "a" or final "o" that mark genders to simply an "e" or a "x" will stop transphobia, so if you don't say Latinx or Latine instead of Latino and Latina you're transphobic and you deserve to die because you're a white transphobic man who is a supporter of patriarchy... So, why am I telling you this 2022 story? Well, it happened again this year, but now a "researcher" from a University published a "work" where they "investigated" about Latino community and stuff about Spanish language, leading this person to determinate that the entire Spanish speaking community is transphobic, and this "research" just reminds me a lot of the next meme:
Meme sent to me on Discord by ThatCatWanderingTheGalaxy on December, 2022.
We've almost reached the end of this episode, OUR final new about Latin America literally involves memes and Mexico, you maybe have seen the Mexican "aliens" memes, this is this new about...
In the Mexican Congress they talked about the sky protection and about aliens and UNAM, but htey invited Jaime Maussan, an ufologist that is very famous but not very trustworthy, then he showed as evidence some alien corpses and a video provided by militar forces, he also mentioned UNAM being involved on the aliens investigation, but the corpses were fake and made by himself, so the meeting got into the ridiculous, and after that the memes exploded on the web, getting even to English speaking community, and that's the story of how did the Mexican alien meme got created...
Image taken from Google.
And finally, we finish this episode with some news from Ukraine, I swear that every time I try not to mention them they do something dumb enough to talk about...
First off, some explanations again, every year Mexico does a military parade in Mexico City for Independence Day, and since like 20 years ago they started to invite troops from the most powerful countries in the world without exception, and this year was the same, but this year US just didn't attend to the event, but China and Russia were there, just like the rest of years, so as the ambassador job is so boring, the Ukrainian ambassador in Mexico used this to post a Twitter that only started a polemic in Mexico, so now you know, don't apply for ambassador because that job is pretty boring and you'll only find some minutes of distraction on posting on X to start polemics.
And our final new today involves Poland and Ukraine...
During the Russian-Ukrainian War, the most supportive European country towards Ukraine was Poland, and they were sending many supplies to Ukraine; Ukraine is a great grain producer, so the fact of it being sold in Poland and being cheaper was a problem for local agriculture, so Poland banned Ukrainian grain from being sold in Poland sk they can promote their local production, and then after Poland the ones who followed were Slovakia and Hungary, and Hungary banned even more Ukrainian products, so Ukrainian politicians reacted and did what any reasonable people would do: They sued the 3 countries, and this only demonstrates how busy Ukrainian politicians are at their jobs and how worried they are for their nation, because if they have so much free time and security to go out and sue 3 countries over stuff that according to International Laws would make your suing to them out of place, that means that there must be no wars happening anywhere and there are no separatist movements nor any menacing neighbor countries so they can be chilling all day and getting against random countries in the world!
And as result of this very smart move by Ukraine, Poland is not gonna be sending them supplies anymore...
Idk, bravo Ukraine ig? You just got very important support away just over some grain, definitely Hardvard NEEDS your leaders as teacher, they'd overcome Einstein's IQ in 1 day...
Aaaaaand with this we finish for today, I am aware that I should have posted this yesterday but my computer crashed and I lost the progress on the 2 last news... This is the first time I say it but, support me and these DarkNews, because if people who gets offended by everything and tyranny on the internet keep growing, WE might get problems, and support to this and to me is great, WE can fight them and stop them... (Btw, the caps WE's are not meant to be communistic)...
Cya !
PD: No cover picture this time because I am on tablet right now, not on computer, and I don't have any picture to use here on my tablet...
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