Ok so I was going on about my day when a Derpy Pigs falls down my mine. That had water below so I dont die when I fall down. And I was so close to get a DIAMOND! But then a flock of Derpy Pigs push me the Noble, Brave , Handsome, Alright you get it so they pushed me into the lava and took my DIAMOND.

So ever since that event I hate Derpy Pigs

P.S. NEVER TRUST A DERPY PIG!