Tuesday:


Ok then.. my mind has been muddled up.. Herobrine transformed into Notch with a mod and Notch is innocent and Herobrines in jail and Herobrine even stole Notch's Diary to make people think he actually is Notch and KFC fired me for eating to much and now I'm back at Dinnerbone's and Mojang...



Now thanks to me getting my Dinnerbone Pizzera job back mangle was still on the ceiling and fell on my head and I got food poising from my last day at KFC so thats why I'm stuck in bed at the hospital watching telly tubbies with nothing to do. So I'm going to be in hospital for a few weeks then.

August:

Friday:

So alot can happen when your stuck in hospital for two months. Dinnerbone's resteraunt can burn down, Herobrine can escape jail, Notch can start a bone collection and you can be replaced by hobo at your only job, on the bright side.. well.. I have like 20 scratch cards to try to get $500000000, but what stinks is that you only get a bit at a time, so $500 a week.

Saturday:

I won the lottory and you might think I suck because you didn't win, but I got to pay for the work in hospital, $380 a week, for 50 weeks, which is how long I ge paid for, so I only get $120 a week. Luckily, well, um, Notch has uslessly collected 100 bones and they have almost finished building Dinnerbone's resteraun't so yeah... nothing to good, but somehow an idiot called Stevegold1 looks at my diary when I'm not looking and posts it on planet minecraft. Seriously he's a stalker because I think he reads my long lost brothers Diary because of another series but seriously, I'm going to go get a sandwich now.

     DAMN YOU!

                  yours sincerly,
                                  Stevegold1.

I now have solid evidence due to him having different handwritig because it's slanted. He writes like that guy who licks children whats he called, oh yeah, Ronald McDonald. Now I'm going to go to a guy who says he'll give you $500 each time you eat a piece of his poop, I'm this desperate for money right now.


                                                      Notch's perspective:

Saturday:

I just cam back from eating poop with Steve, he didn't get through a piece, but I was surprised to find that I actually like the taste of it, I earned $200000, and when I go back tommorow he'll be bankrupt, because he charges you $700 for  a go untill you leave, and I think he's rich because as far as I know I'm the only one who got through a PIECE! I gave Steve back the $700 dollars he spent but I actually got $2MILLIObecause I get 10 times as much when he has diarea, hey, don't judge.

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