doomdestroyer98 | Holy Poop It Got Poop Real Within 14 Minutes

Hey guys! So I was on PMC Chat (as I am always in my free time) and doomdestroyer98 said on chat that this competition had only about a month left so I'm like: OH MUH GUD I LUV WRITING STOREIZ LEZ WRIT A STOARY YAYYYY. Also Destiny has been approved by doomdestroyer as an okay name for a twin sister.


 


So here's the story:


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My name is Doom, and I've been an (un)professional destroyer since 1998. The first thing I destroyed was a plastic container that my parents used to feed me with when I was about three months old. My twin sister, Destiny, still hasn't destroyed anything. So boring, am I right? And yes, we are Doom and Destiny. Hilarious, I know. Our parents have told us stories about our name decisions - "What should we call our girl?" "Destiny, she'll be destined for success. I mean, look how beautiful she is on the scan!" "What about him?" "Doom. He'll be doomed from day one." And I wasn't. But I loved the name. So edgy, so, well, ME. I bet I'm the ONLY guy named Doom out there. Destiny says she knows a guy called Doom, but I doubt it. It's probably me.


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My full name is Doom Casey Xavier Longreef. I have ginger hair (though I would prefer to dye it black, my parents won't let me), and I wear glasses (again, I would prefer contacts but my parents won't let me have them). Destiny and I are also hardcore gamers. Metroid Prime? Check, beaten. Super Mario Brothers 1 - 3? Check, beaten. Every Mario Kart except SMK? Yep, everything unlocked, gold trophies on everything. New Super Mario Brothers? Yup. And don't get me started on Destiny. Until we were about 9 years old, the only thing I was better at than Destiny was gaming. But on our ninth birthday, my present to her was her own game to play on the GameCube. It was Mega Man X: Collection. And all of a sudden she started begging me for games. She beat her video game about a month after she got it. And so she became better at video games than me. And somehow she's more social.


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Destiny was born about 30 minutes before me, so I guess that makes her the alpha female. But I’m the oldest man in the house (aside from my dad), so I’m the alpha male. Makes sense, right? Mmm. So, in 1998, the world was graced with my presence. Oh, and Destiny’s. My earliest memory was being born, excited by the prospect of being a spoiled only child, as my wombmate (heh, get it?) was sucked out by a mysterious force, and obviously I thought she’d died. Opening my eyes for the first time, I smiled up to the man who was holding me, thinking he was my dad, to find this bearded man with a green hat and mask on scowling down at me. Yep. My parents were preoccupied with Destiny, oogling at her beauty.


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So the day came when Minecraft was released. I was one of the first people to play the game, on Classic from the TIGSource Forums. A few years later, after the official release came out, I updated my screenshot to 12w21b, and went mining. All of a sudden, I found this beautiful, majestic ore. It was green. Shaped like no other shape of ore I’d seen before. I mined it to find out the name of this gorgeous thing – it was an emerald. Emeralds, my beauty. My soulmate. Nah, just kidding. I named it Shotgun, since at the time I was obsessed with first person shooters.

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So that’s pretty much my life story. I’ve been a true Minecrafter since, what, May 2009? I’ve never left since.

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I finally stopped my writers block. I also wrote that introduction (hey guys blah blah) before I started writing the story.


You're welcome doom. I hope you like it. :3