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I can make Taylor Swift puns using her song names:
I Wish You Would Stay Stay Stay so we can Begin Again and not have Bad Blood.
The Teardrops On My Guitar are because You Belong With Me, and not that Mean girl with Bad Blood.
I Know Places where we can Stay Stay Stay in Style and I know All Too Well that it's Out Of The Woods
Okay enough with le Taylor Swift puns
Here are some Kanye puns
Why does Kanye love Kanye?
Because how Kanye not?
Kanye West knows Kanye Best.
Kanye for president 2020!
Okay that last one wasn't a pun. It was legit. Kanye would be a cool president.
I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
Okay.
I'll stop being so punny now.
I have one last question for you, answer it in the comments:
Can a match box?
No but a tin can!
I won't stop.
I'll never.
How Kanye not stop?
I WANT TO MAKE MORE PUNS.
So I will.
Taylor Swift again!
All You Had to do Was Stay, but I suppose I can Shake it Off because you've already decided to make me rain Teardrops on my Guitar. By the way, you should know All Too Well that We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, because Everything has Changed. I thought one day we'd tell The Story of Us, but now you're just another Picture to Burn, along with the 22 other ones. Did I mention that the only time you'll be seeing me will be in your Wildest Dreams, because You [DON'T] Belong With Me. I honestly thought our Love Story was Safe and Sound, but sometimes Sparks Fly in the wrong way.
I can make Taylor Swift puns using her song names:
I Wish You Would Stay Stay Stay so we can Begin Again and not have Bad Blood.
The Teardrops On My Guitar are because You Belong With Me, and not that Mean girl with Bad Blood.
I Know Places where we can Stay Stay Stay in Style and I know All Too Well that it's Out Of The Woods
Okay enough with le Taylor Swift puns
Here are some Kanye puns
Why does Kanye love Kanye?
Because how Kanye not?
Kanye West knows Kanye Best.
Kanye for president 2020!
Okay that last one wasn't a pun. It was legit. Kanye would be a cool president.
I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
Okay.
I'll stop being so punny now.
I have one last question for you, answer it in the comments:
Can a match box?
No but a tin can!
I won't stop.
I'll never.
How Kanye not stop?
I WANT TO MAKE MORE PUNS.
So I will.
Taylor Swift again!
All You Had to do Was Stay, but I suppose I can Shake it Off because you've already decided to make me rain Teardrops on my Guitar. By the way, you should know All Too Well that We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, because Everything has Changed. I thought one day we'd tell The Story of Us, but now you're just another Picture to Burn, along with the 22 other ones. Did I mention that the only time you'll be seeing me will be in your Wildest Dreams, because You [DON'T] Belong With Me. I honestly thought our Love Story was Safe and Sound, but sometimes Sparks Fly in the wrong way.
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Don't PUNish me for being PUNNY xD
-happy tears-
THE PUNS THEY BURN
I was trying to make a joke about Miley Cyrus, but it's just not twerking,
puns.
I don't know what to say