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Good morning PMC,
So... this morning I went to go check the mailbox, and I got a letter from the address "46 Sulfur Lane". It was from a Creeper, and he told me something he feels very dear about, here is a copy of the letter:
Greetingsss Turtleshell_Luck,
I noticccced your blog post on the PMC webssssite and thought maybe you could post what I wanted to sssay for me. Being a creeper, I can't use computersss, and I can only write letters by spitting sulfur as ink. Now, I am very mad about something, so I'm going to rant about it.
Endermen (Rant)
Endermen are so ridiculously ssstupid!!! I, and all the other creepers, have a powerful hatred of them! Perhapsss I shouldn't but I can't keep my rage down anymore. Endermen are always jerks to usss... One time, me and my pals were walking through a desert looking for minecrafterssss, when we hear some voices going "Can you do... THISss?" and then 3 endermen appeared and kept teleporting in front of us and scaring usss, even hitting usss at one point! And all the endermen do this, and they think they are so great. If they didn't have that stupid enderdragon, we could kill all of em!
It felt to good to get that out... I remember the good ol' days back in 1.7.3, there were No endermen yet. Then at 1.8, ugh, everything went wrong. I was at the celebration for 1.8 with all the other mobs, and we were fairly happy that a new mob would be joining us! Ssso, ssskeleton was dancing with zombie, ssslime was hopping with ghassst, and I was having a conversssation with Herobrine! Then... Enderman arrived, and we all greeted him. I wasn't worried, no mob would ever replace me as the minecraft favorite mob, that's what I thought.
But now, Endermen are more popular than me!!! Why??? I am better than them, they are just jerks. When people see me it used to be "AHHHHH!!! Creeper", now it is "Creeper, get away, I'm trying to find an Endermen" Why has this happened???
Thanksss for letting me get that out. I hope you enjoyed.
Sincerly,
Creeper
P.S. SSSSSSSssssssss.....
So... this morning I went to go check the mailbox, and I got a letter from the address "46 Sulfur Lane". It was from a Creeper, and he told me something he feels very dear about, here is a copy of the letter:
Greetingsss Turtleshell_Luck,
I noticccced your blog post on the PMC webssssite and thought maybe you could post what I wanted to sssay for me. Being a creeper, I can't use computersss, and I can only write letters by spitting sulfur as ink. Now, I am very mad about something, so I'm going to rant about it.
Endermen (Rant)
Endermen are so ridiculously ssstupid!!! I, and all the other creepers, have a powerful hatred of them! Perhapsss I shouldn't but I can't keep my rage down anymore. Endermen are always jerks to usss... One time, me and my pals were walking through a desert looking for minecrafterssss, when we hear some voices going "Can you do... THISss?" and then 3 endermen appeared and kept teleporting in front of us and scaring usss, even hitting usss at one point! And all the endermen do this, and they think they are so great. If they didn't have that stupid enderdragon, we could kill all of em!
It felt to good to get that out... I remember the good ol' days back in 1.7.3, there were No endermen yet. Then at 1.8, ugh, everything went wrong. I was at the celebration for 1.8 with all the other mobs, and we were fairly happy that a new mob would be joining us! Ssso, ssskeleton was dancing with zombie, ssslime was hopping with ghassst, and I was having a conversssation with Herobrine! Then... Enderman arrived, and we all greeted him. I wasn't worried, no mob would ever replace me as the minecraft favorite mob, that's what I thought.
But now, Endermen are more popular than me!!! Why??? I am better than them, they are just jerks. When people see me it used to be "AHHHHH!!! Creeper", now it is "Creeper, get away, I'm trying to find an Endermen" Why has this happened???
Thanksss for letting me get that out. I hope you enjoyed.
Sincerly,
Creeper
P.S. SSSSSSSssssssss.....
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BUT CREEPERS... they still scare the hell out of me! the only reason why i get to bed at night in minecraft i beacause i want to do all what i can to stop them from spreading everywere!!!