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Level 38 : Artisan Scribe
Bn walks onto a brightly lit stage, and stands facing the audience. Next to him, is a small table with a large object completely covered in a dark blanket.

My friends, enemies, and people that I haven't met yet. I come before you today, to present a problem. This problem, is very common in today's society. It is a disgusting, and vile substance. It is in every person, young and old, male and female, bright and dim. Yet, while some of us have learned to control this urge, and suppress these feelings, it isn't enough. I myself have spent several weeks, and come to realize that I too, was one of the majority. Now I would like to come forth and help those of you who still suffer from this condition.

"What condition?" You may think to yourself. "I'm perfectly fine Bn."

That is a fine example. You may not even realize you have a problem. This is true with nearly everyone out there. They don't even realize they have a problem. But that is why I have come forward today, to tell you what it is that is wrong with you.

Now, you may sit there confused, and wonder what the heck it is I'm blabbering on about. What possibly could be wrong with you. I can tell you. I can tell, that a good majority of people have this, as I have already said.

This condition, is called Hate. Bn proceeds to rip the blanket from the large object, revealing a large Gatorade cooler, only the G has been replaced with an H, now spelling: Hatorade.

Yes. A hater. Hater's are absolutely disgusting in my eyes, and it hurts to see. I have seen, many times, people trying to come forth, and try to share their talents, only to be shot down by a hater. This has pained me, to think that someone's dreams and hopes have been taken from them, and ground down under the hater's heel. For this reason, people have quit what they love, become depressed, and gone to such lengths as to end their own lives.

Some of you may think. "Ha. Serves those moron's right." WRONG! Wrong, wrong, wrong. I don't even know how people can think like that, yet they still do. This is exactly what I have been trying to say. Realize you are a hater, and take steps to end it I beg of you.

You can read this list of symptoms, and see if you or someone you know is a Hater.
1) You are frequently saying or posting rude comments to people.
2) You go to special lengths to try to make someone miserable.
3) The victim or victims have never been seen again.
4) You posted on someone's project or video, something negative, instead of offering advice.
5) You feel no remorse for anything you have said.

Now, if this sounds like you, please consider taking these steps to change your ways.
1) Realize you are a hater.
2) Resist saying or posting negative comments.
3) Try to offer advice or help to those who lack obvious ability or strengths.
4) If you knew the victim(s) in person, apologize.

Bn proceeds to lift the large cooler over his head, and throw it across the stage. The cooler flies a short distance, before hitting the ground with a loud thud. The lid comes off, and bright green liquid flies across the stage. Bn then shakes some liquid from his shoes, nods at the audience, and walks off.

08/30/2012 7:24 pm
Level 28 : Expert Ninja
Nods back

Well done, Bn. Just... well done.

07/28/2012 8:17 am
Level 37 : Artisan Cake
*stands up and starts clapping* :D
Very nice, Bn.
07/23/2012 9:09 pm
Level 38 : Artisan Skinner
...*le moment of silence and taking in what I just read* *Starts clapping*
07/22/2012 2:36 pm
Level 9 : Apprentice Miner
Amen to That Bn
07/22/2012 7:45 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Engineer
You deserve Hate Mrcreepercraft......Even BN told me personally on Skype that he doesn't like you.
08/27/2012 1:17 am
Level 25 : Expert Artist
I just noticed how ironic this is, a month later.
08/05/2012 12:50 pm
Level 9 : Apprentice Miner
Well also he said he regreted it. He didnt want to be part of this system
07/22/2012 9:14 pm
Level 9 : Apprentice Miner
Thou Shall Not Hate With Thy Hatorade.
07/28/2012 8:16 am
Level 37 : Artisan Cake
Except on a troll.
07/22/2012 1:40 pm
Level 25 : Expert Network
I like the blog, very classy, but I disagree with the ideiology of "hate".

Hate is, to me, a branch of anger. It's justified anger. In the moment, you're so angry that you find any reason possible to justify your actions, coming up with excuses to release your anger, generally on an object/person/opinions, etc.
The long term hate comes when the anger reclines, leaving a self-justified shell of ignorance. A shell that you don't think twice about when carrying out "hatists" activities as your mind has already said that you're in the right.

Now, where I disagree is the term "hater". A hater is a pretty redundant term, due to the fact that it's based entirely off of opinion. One may say hater, another may say that the "hater" is absolutely correct and, infact, the person using the term "hater" is a hater themselves.. Everything is a matter of opinion, but when we clear the mist known as ignrance and listen to both sides, hater or not, then we all rid the world of the filth you describe well.

Gah, I can't go 5 minutes without ranting. Either way, exellent blog, can't wait to see more.
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