So, welcome one and all! To the most beautiful thing ever.

i actually have no idea what the heck I'm doing


Let me introduce you to the wonderful, the lovelyyyyyy-
drumroll please

you better be hitting something because I will find your address and break your knees /j /j /j
da da da da da da da daaaa
thats me drumrolling in text if you didn't realize.

I need more suspension.


UhHhhhh

Round of applause for it-
Because uhm. It's so beautiful.


guys please help I have no clue what to write, man. I suck at articles.


Ok, ok.


FINE


ILL TELL YOU


THISISATHINGIDIDNTTHINKOFINTHESHOWER
okay, professionalism now.


calm...mmmm



Welcome to my blog series!!! 🎉 🎉


yay ig.


NO WE HAVE TO BE AS ENTHUSIAST AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.


WELCOME TO THE BLOG SERIES WHERE I SHARE WITH YOU RANDOM CRAP AND RESEARCH I FIND ONLINE. SO Y'ALL CAN LEARN AND NOT JUST BROWSE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WEBSITE YOUR WHOLE DAY!
and uhm. Be like me in my glory of touching grass once per day.

im not a hypocrite guys



i go outside to...to eat lunch. And I walk to the place too. So uhm. HA! L



So for short

My brain go: "oOh a new topic. Let's go and research for 2 hours on how celery got existed"


Then I go: "yes please, anything to distract me from the impending doom of the worl-"
"Yes, I need to learn stuffs"

And then boOm. I write an article here, on a Minecraft website. With me explaining the topic as best as I HUMANLY can.


(haha, autocorrect made it caps, it makes it more funny. It makes me seem like I am in fact a human and not a ghost who knows the answer to every question to ever exist)


Like about ladybugs,



(ok, I literally know nothing on this topic so I will use fancy words to make it seem like I am a professional)


Ah, yes. Ye ole lady bug. This species of insects could also be referred to as the "bug of the lady". After much studies inside of the lab of, 'the open yard area in the back of my residence' I have concluded multiple things that most have never seemed to think that were possible.


After the many labs and tests I have done with the bug of the lady, I have observed it's spots...it has much many of them



I'm so sorry for that. The was the most crap article writing thing I've ever written.


What about clocks. I can do a better article about those. I have an analog clock in the corner of my room right now.

*

Alright so, listen up peasents. This is a clock.


points to the clock that is probably in your screen right now.

If you didn't know what a clock was before reading this, then either you are 4. Or, you have probably been living under a rock. In the middle of the woods. Keeping track of time with your fingers against the horizon.

Okay, so no cap one day I did some research on that. Every finger or so is about 30 minutes. So, if you raise your fingers to the horizon and need to see how much time is till the sun goes, "bye bye. Live in the cold dark, loser." Thank me.


Okay, so let's get back to clocks and how they are there and why they work.


So, basically the whole world would be a thing full of mush if it weren't for the lovely clocks.


I mean, the whole system of the earth revolves around the concept of time.


Why would you go to school if it weren't for

You guessed it
TIME

time is a crucial thing to the system and flow of the world.


Heck, even the impending doom of all of us is set within a specific time frame.

We need time to exist.

How will your microwave know how long to cook your pizza rolls that you just chucked inside of there? What if it's your first time and you didn't know you had to put them in for 3 minutes. What if you just winged it and chucked it in the microwave and it exploded the whole entire thing.

And then your pizza rolls got destroyed :')

Well, thankfully we are spared from the tragedy by having a concept of time and how long it would be needed to be cooked for.

Same as school. It revolves over when you go into your class, and when other people are there for your class.


Ok, let's use band as an example because why not.

Imagine you just walk in and you see other students that are either more advanced than you, or are less advanced. It wouldn't be right.


And imagine the chemistry teacher or the physics teacher didn't show up. Aaand you found the lesson plan for the day and all the supplies already set out.

Ok, ngl that would be kinda fun-
BUT THATS NOT THE POINT

WE NEED TIME.

WE CANT GO ABOUT OUR DAILY LIVES WITHOUT TIME.

ITS IMPOSSIBLE.


now let me talk to you about how the time works.

Basically the time your clock says, won't be the same that my clock says most likely.

Those things are called the confusing



~t i m e z o n e s~


But, in reality they make sense to our daily lives.

If it's noon here, and it's midnight in like India- (my timezone is 12 hours 30 minutes behind India's) that wouldn't really make any sense. That's because of the sun.


The sun is in the center of our solar system.


And if you are going to argue with me like those weirdos in the 16th century like: "Oh nO. ThaT cOuldnT PoOsibLy bE. The EARTH is in the center of the solar system and everything orbits around that."


Well I have one thing to say to you back
"Shame on you." bonk


Alright so we know about the sun, and stuff. But how are we going to do the numbers thing

This is just surface knowledge, I bet I could tell you about it in depth if I went and actually read some stuff about how they decided why 60 seconds make a minute, 60 minutes make an hour...
etc. etc.

but guess what

nO
*dance

Yeah so after some stuff happened, we got the systems.

I'm pretty fairly certain you guys all know the stuff. But if you don't, who's here and has your back?!

ME OF COURSE

now let's just go speed
60seconds make a minute. 60 minutes make an hour. 24 hours makes a day. 7 days makes a week. 4 weeks make a month. 12 months make a year. 10 years make a decade. 10 decades make a century. 10 centurys make a -


Ok, you get it?

I hope so.

So they did that and make a time system whoOO.


And basically we just decided that when the sun goes down, it's night night time. And when the sun goes up there's when the people come out. I hate that time smh.


So there you go


klock






HEY HOPE YOU GUYS ALL ENJOYED MY Lovely RAMBLINGS. ENJOY YOUR DAY/NIGHT.



IN THAT NOTE ITS TIME FOR ME TO DISSOLVE


GOOBY-