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Level 43 : Master Poro
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How to avoid boys in minecraft an original blog by DinoWolf.
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This blog isn't nessesarly for girls that play minecraft. Anyone can read this if needed. Remember one thing. This is a comedic blog, not trying to offend boys in anyway! It's just to make you laugh/smile and get some tips. Kay lets get started.
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Over the past few months boys in minecraft have given me things, shifted me, flirted with me and tried to impress me further. I'm not the only one at all facing this problem. It's on-going in minecraft and has been going for years. This blog will show you how to defend yourself and avoid the boys in minecraft.
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Tip #1.
Bring your friends or boyfriend to the server you are about to play on. If any boy starts to flirt/shift or give you items you simply sacrifice one of your friends instead of yourself. If you are playing with your boyfriend and any boy tries to flirt with you, your BF will then "spazz out" and start swearing at the guy or kill him. Trust me.. This tip works. xD
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Tip #2.
Change your skin into something that boys won't impress you for. Examples are, animals, objects, minecraft mobs and more. I know we lovely girls love dem pretty skins, but if you want to be saved from all dem boys..
CHANGE YOUR SKIN. xD
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Tip #3.
Say that you are using your sisters account until you get your own. It may be lying, but it'll surely make the boys leave you alone. I've never done this one myself but i'm sure they won't shift another guy. Or what they think is a guy..
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Tip #4.
Make a house, or an underground cave and just sit there. Make sure to lock the doors, or make the base out of obsidian, and cover it with grass. Be like a hermet and just sit there waiting for every boy to log off. Maybe rescuers will come and save you! x3
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Tip #5.
Threaten the boys! Say if they shift you or flirt with you they'll die magicly. Or say you know where they live. If they shift you again they'll face the wrath of Notch or Herobrine. Or just leave the server.. I guess that works. But that's no fun at all!
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I hope this blog has helped you girls somehow. If not, then I dont know what will!
Just stay strong. x3
-DinoWolf-
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05/22/2018 11:52 am
Level 11 : Journeyman Warrior
Icheng0
TIP #6
Get one of your tryhard friends as a bodyguard and beat them up whenever they come anywhere within a 10-20 block radius of you. Its a win-win for both the girl and the tryhard, the girl gets to stay safe, and the tryhard gets a new punching bag.

NOTE: Make sure the tryhard is a pacifist so he/she doesn't just go running off, chasing him when they see him over 100 blocks away, through a chunk error, etc.
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01/07/2017 10:35 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Dragonborn
Shinipi
Or have a girl skin with short hair always works
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01/15/2016 6:34 am
Level 51 : Grandmaster Magical Girl
ladybirb
Boyfriend "spazzing out" that'd be worth watching even if I'm a single Pringle
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09/03/2015 3:44 pm
Level 43 : Master Poro
DinoWolf
Well thank you. cx
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08/06/2015 10:53 pm
Level 1 : New Network
Pastel_Neko
clever tips I've done #2
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08/30/2014 10:04 pm
Level 11 : Journeyman Princess
TurquosieCrayons
*Reads Tip #2* Neva. My skin is "Too" cute :P
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08/10/2014 3:57 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
oOoCloud
Personally, I believe that you should just ignore the boys, considering they are everywhere in minecraft. Again, this is just a game, so it shouldn't have such a big effect on your gameplay. For example, if a male minecraft player was following you on say, a factions server, and they continued bugging you and interrupting your gameplay, you could just tell an admin. However, if all they are doing is "shifting" you on a minigames server, it shouldn't bother you. About your fourth tip, there isn't a point in doing that, I understand if you have an underground base where you rarely go to the surface, but trapping yourself in a hole until all male players leave is kind of an inefficient way of dealing with them. I'm sure not all male players are as rude as people make them out to be.
1
07/22/2014 7:35 am
Level 35 : Artisan Unicorn
Jamie1994
Hate it when boy's are like lemme twerk for you and spam the shift button. I actually call them idiotsand say thats crouching
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07/22/2014 7:30 am
Level 35 : Artisan Unicorn
Jamie1994
Heheh...boys always flirt with me one server a.. girlwho likes girls decided to like them the day I was on and flirted the heck out of me or she....a girl pretended to be a boy...for like 2 years...
everyon was shoked lol
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04/20/2014 7:54 pm
Level 37 : Artisan Unicorn
Monster Unicorns
This always happens to me Even when I didn't have a skin and First joined a server! it may  be both my name and skin and Very helpful blog I might use this!*Though I do like people throwing diamonds at me Diamonds are always good* But anyway I will put this to use!Hopefully it works cause well I'm sick of boys*And girls rarley*always asking me out on servers like the hive etc  Anyway Awesome blog hopefully more people who have this same issue use this advice!
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02/02/2014 12:45 am
Level 11 : Journeyman Warrior
Icheng0
... I am not offended, but hear this;

I know what your talking about, I hate perv's like that! I give things to people sometimes, but only if I already have enough stuff and feel like being nice, weather its a guy or girl, I drop, and leave!

TIP #1: I have GF, I don't spam (much) or swear (at all), I just tell her to run, and If I can punch him... I don't care if he got full Enchanted Diamond armor and I got nothing! I will get him the freak away!

TIP #2: I don't get impressed by a pretty skin, I get dumbfounded when I see a freaking cool skin, not in the way those pervy MC players do with girl skins,
(but yeah this tactic works!)

TIP #3: I do something simular to this all the time HOPING I can attract a perv JUST! to hear his reaction when I type these shocking to them words "I'm really a guy, say hi to YouTube! Trololol!"
(I never run into anyone who buys it... maybe its because I'm never AFK?..)

TIP #4: I don't see how this works, I guess it depends on the server your playing...

TIP #5: 10-30/50 % chance this will work, Most people don't believe Herobrine, and those who do; won't buy that you are calling him!

this is all from me who is a guy who knows how the perv guy players work, why?
...cause I see them on servers at occasions... T_T

exp - Hunger Games: In Hypixel lobby, this Shifter was shifting a AFK girl, lets just say I called him a "gross pervert", game starts, I get stuff in chest, chase him and he jumps off a cliff into a lake, he kills someone, call him the same thing I did in lobby, he goes around to shore as I wait to kill him on the edge of the cliff, he comes up, MANAGE TO SOMEHOW KILL HIM!!, and some guy comes and kills me after wards... I had 3 hearts anyway...

but ya know what?... IT WAS WORTH IT!!! XD
1
01/13/2014 7:14 pm
Level 51 : Grandmaster Ladybug
McJackson3180
lol most boys do anything for a girl in minecraft, it bugs me >.
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01/13/2014 7:23 pm
Level 10 : Journeyman Miner
SirDenerim
wunna b gf nd bf? lez meak mc babiez.
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01/13/2014 7:24 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Grump
xupper
She iz Mineeeeee.
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01/13/2014 7:23 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Grump
xupper
Ily, Gurl, Be my Minecraft Girlfriend. o;
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01/13/2014 7:13 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Grump
xupper
Wow. Woooooow. Wowowowowowowowoowowowowowow. Wow.
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01/06/2014 7:41 pm
Level 44 : Master Bunny
ihaspandah_
Whenever in have a lava bucket or flint and steel I just set them on fire >:)
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01/13/2014 7:28 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Grump
xupper
Wowe. Maybe you could just change your skin.. Then you wouldn't have to waste that precious flint and steel. o; Unless you have a name like "Minecraft_girl" Or something along the lines of "GamerGirl" Or anything clearly stating you're a female. :D
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12/26/2013 11:47 am
Level 23 : Expert Artist
SparklePuff
Boys can do it TO boys too xD
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07/26/2013 4:35 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Dwarf
spires33
and males like that need to die
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07/26/2013 4:34 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Dwarf
spires33
that would be hard for me i am male
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07/23/2013 12:12 am
Level 6 : Apprentice Network
Forever-Undead
-shift-
Me: ....._...-makes hole of lava.-
-punch- :3
PFFTHAAA BURN >:D
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07/29/2013 8:21 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Miner
Muffin_kitten
Thats Bloody Brilliant!
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07/26/2013 10:29 pm
Level 43 : Master Poro
DinoWolf
xD Such a good idea.
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07/05/2013 3:15 am
Level 29 : Expert Prince
Mishoo
OMG all guys are sticking to me because im a model....
even if i bring my BF they kill him and ban him... WTF! SHOULD I DO?!
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07/13/2013 2:41 am
Level 43 : Master Poro
DinoWolf
Hmm I see your problem here.. Maybe not tell the boys your a model, or try changing your skin to something like your favourite animal. If that doesn't work then just tell them if they don't stop doing that to your BF you'll leave and you won't come back. Or just tell them to stop being such little b*tches. :p They should know better.
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07/13/2013 10:51 am
Level 29 : Expert Prince
Mishoo
ty xD
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07/14/2013 10:52 pm
Level 43 : Master Poro
DinoWolf
No problem c:
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06/16/2013 1:42 pm
Level 40 : Master Skinner
skylord_trifer
I've seen this happen in many servers and i still don't get why some boys do this (even though i'm a guy but I don't do the things like the shifting part)
Also i remember that one of my friends changed my skins in a server to a girl (I've no idea why XD) and all boys started to shift me, I was like, (...) is going on 0_0.
but yeah, i can see why this is anoying...
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06/17/2013 9:47 pm
Level 43 : Master Poro
DinoWolf
XD Wow.. Yeah it is annoying, but girl's do it too, so I can't blame the boys. XDD
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06/18/2013 3:53 pm
Level 40 : Master Skinner
skylord_trifer
Yeah, i've seen that happend a few time on server as well XD
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06/21/2013 7:30 pm
Level 43 : Master Poro
DinoWolf
Yep
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07/29/2013 8:22 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Miner
Muffin_kitten
i've seen 6 year old girls have a naked skin then do that. Pretty nasty
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07/30/2013 11:50 am
Level 43 : Master Poro
DinoWolf
Oh god. I hate that. Why can't they just have normal skins..?
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06/13/2013 9:05 am
Level 36 : Artisan uwu
VoidPanda
Hilarious.
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06/17/2013 9:47 pm
Level 43 : Master Poro
DinoWolf
Thanks..?
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06/18/2013 12:25 am
Level 36 : Artisan uwu
VoidPanda
Hilarious by the #1 to #4 but it was also cool
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06/21/2013 7:30 pm
Level 43 : Master Poro
DinoWolf
Oh, thanks.
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06/21/2013 10:07 pm
Level 36 : Artisan uwu
VoidPanda
Yw. And I kinda think the dathing wizzerfuzz thing on minecraft IS annoying...
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06/24/2013 10:28 pm
Level 43 : Master Poro
DinoWolf
Yep. Very.
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06/10/2013 1:03 am
Level 21 : Expert Explorer
-R A W R-
I thought when someone shift clicked next to you, they were doing squats?
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06/11/2013 12:51 am
Level 43 : Master Poro
DinoWolf
XD
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07/29/2013 8:24 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Miner
Muffin_kitten
Well, if they we're squating - i'd rather them do it at a gym.
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07/30/2013 11:51 am
Level 43 : Master Poro
DinoWolf
Yeah exactly. xD
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06/05/2013 4:50 am
Level 34 : Artisan Nether Knight
Tassadar12345
I wouldn't suggest trying the last one. Threats will get us exited it will seem like a challenge, thus ensuring we wont leave you alone. Although im about to have a girlfriend in real life so i dont do that flirting on minecraft bullshit, its dumb.
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06/05/2013 9:00 pm
Level 43 : Master Poro
DinoWolf
Uhuh.
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05/30/2013 8:34 pm
Level 8 : Apprentice Blacksmith
Cruzik
lol.
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05/29/2013 9:17 am
Level 20 : Expert Ninja
blockhead375
HEY
~boy~
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06/02/2013 5:10 pm
Level 43 : Master Poro
DinoWolf
Hai dere boy.
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05/28/2013 11:53 am
Level 47 : Master Skinner
MunsterMan
This is a funny blog (I'm a Guy, MunsterMan, Kind of gives it away) But it6's funny and completely true, especially about tip 1.
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07/30/2013 11:51 am
Level 43 : Master Poro
DinoWolf
Thanks. x3
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05/25/2013 5:05 pm
Level 43 : Master Sweetheart
DerpyKat
My username is sorta for both genders, so when a guy asks me, " Are you a girl? "
I say, " No, I'm a dude. " and then they nope out of there. xD
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