How to avoid boys in minecraft an original blog by DinoWolf.
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This blog isn't nessesarly for girls that play minecraft. Anyone can read this if needed. Remember one thing. This is a comedic blog, not trying to offend boys in anyway! It's just to make you laugh/smile and get some tips. Kay lets get started.
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Over the past few months boys in minecraft have given me things, shifted me, flirted with me and tried to impress me further. I'm not the only one at all facing this problem. It's on-going in minecraft and has been going for years. This blog will show you how to defend yourself and avoid the boys in minecraft.
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Tip #1.
Bring your friends or boyfriend to the server you are about to play on. If any boy starts to flirt/shift or give you items you simply sacrifice one of your friends instead of yourself. If you are playing with your boyfriend and any boy tries to flirt with you, your BF will then "spazz out" and start swearing at the guy or kill him. Trust me.. This tip works. xD
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Tip #2.
Change your skin into something that boys won't impress you for. Examples are, animals, objects, minecraft mobs and more. I know we lovely girls love dem pretty skins, but if you want to be saved from all dem boys..
CHANGE YOUR SKIN. xD
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Tip #3.
Say that you are using your sisters account until you get your own. It may be lying, but it'll surely make the boys leave you alone. I've never done this one myself but i'm sure they won't shift another guy. Or what they think is a guy..
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Tip #4.
Make a house, or an underground cave and just sit there. Make sure to lock the doors, or make the base out of obsidian, and cover it with grass. Be like a hermet and just sit there waiting for every boy to log off. Maybe rescuers will come and save you! x3
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Tip #5.
Threaten the boys! Say if they shift you or flirt with you they'll die magicly. Or say you know where they live. If they shift you again they'll face the wrath of Notch or Herobrine. Or just leave the server.. I guess that works. But that's no fun at all!
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I hope this blog has helped you girls somehow. If not, then I dont know what will!
Just stay strong. x3
-DinoWolf-