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Hello, Yes it is i once more. After, a few months, ANYWAY...
So, Recently i have seen a small spark in blogs like "How to be Popular" however i have known for all of them to be lies, Yes. LIES most of them give false statements and actions however after weeks of looking at how to really become popular i have come up with a real, 100% accurate way of getting to the front page, AND getting you your subscribers, diamonds and XP but lets face it, you just want the XP mainly.
So, Enough with the chit chat and lets get some grub going, grub that is truth! i have a detailed list of how one gets to the front page, remember this has been tested many times and on all accounts, have worked.
Thumbnails
First step, thumbnail, now what do you want to put in said thumbnail? Maybe a image of a nice minecraft background or something sloppy like that, oh what's that? You cant make your own original background? no problem! there are many of these on Google Images that you can, without skill, slap in MS paint and add text. or, Or, OR! use another method, yes there are many methods for this witchcraft, Being NovaSkin. this program allows you to steal, Use a template provided and paste your skins on, but if you are lazy you can select poorly created girl and boy skins that make people cringe in order to create the "perfect" image that relates to your topic at hand!
Content
Now, The key to a good blog is content! (Heh, Not really) now what do you wish to talk about? something you strongly feel about? or maybe a tutorial? Pfft! Hourse pile! you don't need to share what you think! you could easily say what most people have said about how to become popular or maybe talk about how there is sexism in minecraft, as if its NEVER been done before! Ha, who would of thaught about that? Or, If you are really lazy, like myself you can review snapshots and say what has already been said about new blocks and stuff.
Credit
Credit it also key to make you appear like you actually care, but really most of the time you don't. If you are making a rant about how bad PMC skins are (Yea, think i'd let that one slide?) you can give credit to the person who made examples of skins that are bad and good, that way, they wont complain and nor will their annoying fans in the comments of your blog!
Be Honest
Remember, the thing that holds a blog or whatever together, what keeps it solid and good, if you say your opinion, your HONEST opinion, you will gain alot of people who agree however, during so you will gain annoying crybabies who disagree with you and wont be quiet about it. To avoid this blank out your opinion and agree on what everyone else says. This will keep them quiet and all they will say is stuff like "omg so true"
Now that we have covered the master basics of the thing that ruins the blogs you are now ready to step foot into the bright world of blogs, who cares what other people think of you because at the end of the day, you are doing it for Diamonds, Subscribers, likes and XP, lets face it.
IF YOU HAVN'T REALISED THIS IS A JOKE...
YOU HAVE BEEN HORNSWAGGLED!
Yes i know, Painful? Let the tears soak. This is simply a blog about how people really get on the front page however, it shows that blogs that are the same as this one don't realise they are using sloppy ways to get to said front page and they complain about how its their own work or something along those lines. And like them i have exploited them to catch your attention, Complain all you want because i don't care. I really don't.
Hate this blog? Meh. I can live with that.
~Endersteve
PS = Hi Annoying girl skin creators/bloggers, before you say i'm a Hypocrite i know i am, so deal with it.
So, Recently i have seen a small spark in blogs like "How to be Popular" however i have known for all of them to be lies, Yes. LIES most of them give false statements and actions however after weeks of looking at how to really become popular i have come up with a real, 100% accurate way of getting to the front page, AND getting you your subscribers, diamonds and XP but lets face it, you just want the XP mainly.
So, Enough with the chit chat and lets get some grub going, grub that is truth! i have a detailed list of how one gets to the front page, remember this has been tested many times and on all accounts, have worked.
Thumbnails
First step, thumbnail, now what do you want to put in said thumbnail? Maybe a image of a nice minecraft background or something sloppy like that, oh what's that? You cant make your own original background? no problem! there are many of these on Google Images that you can, without skill, slap in MS paint and add text. or, Or, OR! use another method, yes there are many methods for this witchcraft, Being NovaSkin. this program allows you to steal, Use a template provided and paste your skins on, but if you are lazy you can select poorly created girl and boy skins that make people cringe in order to create the "perfect" image that relates to your topic at hand!
Content
Now, The key to a good blog is content! (Heh, Not really) now what do you wish to talk about? something you strongly feel about? or maybe a tutorial? Pfft! Hourse pile! you don't need to share what you think! you could easily say what most people have said about how to become popular or maybe talk about how there is sexism in minecraft, as if its NEVER been done before! Ha, who would of thaught about that? Or, If you are really lazy, like myself you can review snapshots and say what has already been said about new blocks and stuff.
Credit
Credit it also key to make you appear like you actually care, but really most of the time you don't. If you are making a rant about how bad PMC skins are (Yea, think i'd let that one slide?) you can give credit to the person who made examples of skins that are bad and good, that way, they wont complain and nor will their annoying fans in the comments of your blog!
Be Honest
Remember, the thing that holds a blog or whatever together, what keeps it solid and good, if you say your opinion, your HONEST opinion, you will gain alot of people who agree however, during so you will gain annoying crybabies who disagree with you and wont be quiet about it. To avoid this blank out your opinion and agree on what everyone else says. This will keep them quiet and all they will say is stuff like "omg so true"
Now that we have covered the master basics of the thing that ruins the blogs you are now ready to step foot into the bright world of blogs, who cares what other people think of you because at the end of the day, you are doing it for Diamonds, Subscribers, likes and XP, lets face it.
IF YOU HAVN'T REALISED THIS IS A JOKE...
YOU HAVE BEEN HORNSWAGGLED!Yes i know, Painful? Let the tears soak. This is simply a blog about how people really get on the front page however, it shows that blogs that are the same as this one don't realise they are using sloppy ways to get to said front page and they complain about how its their own work or something along those lines. And like them i have exploited them to catch your attention, Complain all you want because i don't care. I really don't.
Hate this blog? Meh. I can live with that.
~Endersteve
PS = Hi Annoying girl skin creators/bloggers, before you say i'm a Hypocrite i know i am, so deal with it.
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