Hello, SlimeCraftPBJ here. Today, I will go over how to make a decent blog.

1. Talk liek dis
Using proper grammar and spelling is boring, so... Talk liek dis so dat da people will liek da blog and be entertayned. It alzo soundz moar serious and da pershon can readz it betterz and give it moar diamondz cuz all we wants is deemondz.

2. Use easy to read colors
People liek colorz becoz dey are pretty and easy to read. See? You can totally read dis becoz it is easy to see and ish kewl.

3. Ask nicely for diamonds
People won't give u diamondz unless u ask nicely liek dis
"plz give me diamondz coz dey are nice" 

Dey will think u r nice and deserve a diamond

4. Talk using CAPS
PEOPLE LIEK IT WHEN U USE ALL CAPZ BECOZ IT STANDS OUT AND MAKES YOUR BLOG EASIER TO READ SO PEOPLE WILL GIVE U DIAMONDZ AND FAVORITEZ

5. Don't accept advice
When people want to give u advice dey are being rood so tell dem dey are stoopid and dat ur blog ish da best.

6. Advertise ur blog on da forums in chat every 5 secondz
moar people need to see ur blog so spam it in da forums and chat so dat people will reed it moar

7. Beg for subscriberz
Message random peepul so dat dey will subscribez to u and make u populer

So ya dat ish how u make a good blog. (This was a joke blog, don't try this at home, no really, don't do this. Thanks for reading.)