INDRODUCTION

So you want to rule the world, eh? An aspiring ruler of worlds will easily achieve their dreams if you simply follow these steps. But remember, an accomplishment such as this takes skill and experience and a lot of dead cows. You may now begin.

Note: If you are looking to become a tyrannical dictator ruler of the world, then you have come to the wrong guide.

STEP I – DO THE DIRTY WORK

    Yeah, blah blah blah, get wood, make tools, and kill cows. A lot of cows, mind you. If you hope to become the ruler of the world then you should know the “dirty work” steps without me having to tell you. Leaving it at that.




STEP II – MINE FOR THE PRECIOUS RESOURCES

    You might wonder why I included this step. “You’re crazy! Does this step not fall under the ‘dirty work’ steps,” you might ask. Well yes and no. You should always mine for the precious resources such and iron, gold, and diamond. But the difference is this: A ruler of the world must have an especially large stash of these resources. He must sacrifice the time he would spend building a wheat farm or killing cows (yes I know, a hard thing to give up) to acquire additional resources, most importantly, diamonds. You must work hard to achieve greatness. Your fellow people must see you are worthy of obtaining the title of ruler by the amount of diamonds you have. Don’t be fooled by their emerald currency system. Inflation and interest rates have made the emerald pretty much worthless.
    Tame a horse and get some diamond horse armor to put on him. It is crucial that the horse is confident, beautiful, and can run fast and jump high. Oh and be sure to give him an awesome name.
    Another important part is enchanting your gear! Level up to at least 30 and enchant your diamond tools and armor. Combine enchantments with other enchantments. Being over-powered (henceforth will be referred to as OP) is your goal. After all, rulers have power, correct? Yes, they do. But a SUPERIOR ruler has a thing called OVERPOWER.





STEP III – KILL COWS THE ENDER DRAGON

    Having gone through battle, and being able to stand victoriously atop your enemies’ dead body not only earns respect by your people, but it also impresses the ladies.
    An additional benefit is the many levels of experience you win. An experienced ruler is a trusted ruler (I know, the cheese, THE CHEESE)




STEP IV – ASSEMBLE THE PEOPLE

    NOTE: For tyrannical dictator wannabes, this step would translate as “assemble an army.” As said earlier, this guide does not focus on a single type of ruler.

    Now that you have your OP gear and experience, you are ready to start ruling the world. Since you have taken the right steps toward preparation, you will notice that you will acquire GREAT power without even trying that hard. Just be sure to keenly follow this step as it will show you how to attract the proper attention to yourself.
    The best way to go about assembling your people and drawing attention to your great power and worship-worthy being, is to ride into a village on your trusty steed wearing your armor, and wielding your sword. Dropping some diamonds along the path for the commoners of the village to pick up is a perfect bonus. At night, defend their village from the trouble-seeking zombies and after a day you will immediately become a highly-respected person of the village. At this point, you may call yourself ruler of the village. The helpless residents will always comply.
    Assemble your people, make a speech that sounds important, and march together across the world promising a new way of life to all who you encounter on your travels. Your journey to rulerhood is almost complete.




STEP V – BUILD A CITY

    Now that you have a grand accumulation of people dedicated to your cause, the next step is to settle down and build a community. This part will take patience but you will find that in no time you will have an awesome, well-developed city to rule over.
    Build a castle for yourself. Make it of pure iron, gold, and diamond. Have it be on top of a mountain. You will notice that you will be literally and figuratively looking down on your people (for tyrannical dictators this is especially important.)Hire servants who will humbly dedicate their lives for you. Surround yourself with high-class and fancy things. Watch your peasant people go about their lives, barely getting by with their farmlands! MUAHAHAHA—*ahem*—sorry. You promised your people a good, new way of life so HELP them and KEEP your promise. Anyway, your city will become famous and known throughout the world. People all over will trek weeks to get to your prosperous city where they themselves can live successfully. Your city will become iconic and everyone will practically bow down to you.
    A bonus is that iron golems will be attracted to your enormous mass of people and they will act as sentinels, protecting your city from harm. Or you could kill them cuz free iron.




CONCLUSION

    Excellent job! If you have accomplished these five steps successfully and effectively then you can now rule the world. Remember to constantly demonstrate your greatness to your people. They will know who’s boss. Good luck! (Oh and enjoy your power while it lasts, because eventually you will abuse your power, become tyrannical dictator, yadda yadda yadda, the people overthrow you, blah blah anarchy.)