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Here comes the countdown!
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And they're off! Wow! 8 dead in the Blood Bath already! There goes Katniss going for the bow! It seems she has some competition! Glimmer is wanting it too! Here comes Thresh, Oooh! Smashed the granite right into the skull! Katniss! The girl who was on fire made her first kill! Arrow went right into Thresh's heart!
*Camera goes to Cato*
Cato is setting up a fire already! He seems like he knows whats happening around him, but there is a Tracker Jacker nest Right where the smoke is! They don't like that! Oooh! Harsh, Cato's body turns to a hard material, and there goes the cannon!
*Camera on Rue*
Rue, the lucky tree climber, has a sponsor package! A mini bomb!
*Rue throws the bomb*
Woah! The bomb wiped out 10 people leaving only 3 left!
Katniss, Peeta, The star-crossed lovers, and Clove!
Katniss and Peeta head for the cornucopia, and they find Clove on top of the silver horn!
"Come at me! You're not the only one with a bow!"
"You're dead!"
Katniss arms her bow and shoots, Miss!
Clove shoots a bow.
One of the star-crossed lovers has had their final kiss!
Find out right after the commercial!
"Do you hate those wrinkles? Use spams turkey to make your skin, SUPER SMOOTH!"
And we're back! Katniss the Star-crossed lover is dead! Peeta is angry, he gets his spear and slits Cloves throat!
Peeta Mallark, Is the winner of the 74th annual Hunger Games!