Interview with a minecell

welcome all! this is a very special blog today, we are gonna interview the tiny-est block on Minecraft, the Minecell.
Now as you all know, Minecells are only on mobs. Let's look at this pig named Jeffry, who kindly accepts a 200-pound microscope on his arm, and let's talk to a Minecell in Jeffry's arm!

me: Hello, what's your name, multi-molecular one?

minecell: MULTI-MOLECULAR? how dare you sir!!

minecell squirms away

me: oh well, that must have been germ-washington. Let's look at this one right here, what your name?

minecell: Ribby.

me: why is your name ribby?

Ribby: i have organelle problems.

me: oooohhkay let's move on to the next one. Here's a fact: you and Jeffery and all living things are made of minecells, no not a rock, that's a element.

me: okay, what's your name, you seem to be the biggest one.

Minecell: yep. My name is bacteri-billy, and im not a cell.

me: then who are you then?

bacteri-billy: I'm bacteria, duh. And i have no brain.

me: what do you do, then?

bacteri-billy: umm, duh, my job is to torture you while you sleep. I steal the butter from banks while your sick!! but unfortunatly, you drinked in the cops, so i barely made it out alive.

me: What's that got to do with anything? are you that nasty cold who almost killed me on my birthday?

bacteri-billy: YEP. and i almost made a living until you reeled those white-minecelled cops after me.

me: how did you end up in Jeffry's arm?

bacteri-billy: well you hugged Jeffry in excitement of not dieing, and that's when i came out with my life.

me: You mean cells can jump off of other things and land on them?

bacteri-billy: Yep. That's my specialty. Rob the blood bank from this lifeform, then go to the next one to get more molah. Repeats until i either die or no more left.

me: that reminds me, how long does the minecell's life last?

bacteri-billy: You mean outside or inside a body? outside, only 2 hours, and inside, roughly 16 days.

me: okay that's enough questions. Im gonna interview a real minecell.

bacteri-billy: you better not catch a cold while your in bed...:P

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Okay so i finally found a real minecell that's name is cellrod.

me: cellrod, how many of your kind live in one mob?

cellrod: Oh, my size, it's bigger than your world maaan.

me: what do you mean?

cellrod: yo i mean we are all around the place. We are made of minecells out of minecells. It just goes on and on and on and on, until it reaches to infinity.

me: Wow...that is a lot...

cellrod: ya, and we constantly die over and over again and over and over, you know what i mean. But we also breed and make more and more, that probably explains a little why you die old, your minecells just can't take it any more, and they wear out.

me: ohreally? well, your life is pretty boring then.

cellrod: yes, it is!

me: well, what kind of organelles in minecellkind have you discovered?

cellrod: in my school, i have a nucleus, ribosomes, endoplasmic reticulum, golgi body, cell membrane, lysosomes, my own personal toilet, all the basic structures floating in my cytoplasm.

me: wow, that's more than i have.

cellrod: ya, i know, it's more than i need -_-

me: Why am i even reviewing something as boring as you?

cellrod: IM NOT BORING, I CAN MAKE A BIG HOLE IN YO SKIN IF YO ASK ME!

(makes a big hole in Jeffry's skin)

Jeffry: SQUEEAAL

cellrod: HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW PUNK?

me: WHOA! chill out bro! okay let's go!

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that's my interview with a minecell. things should be going pretty good today, except they broke jeffry's arm because of the pressure of the microscope and the minecell's uprising...O_O