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Interview with an Enderman

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KirbyMaster555's Avatar KirbyMaster555
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KM: Hello, ladies and gentlemen! Ito s time for the next long awaited mob interview! Today, we have the lovely Mrs. Enderman!


E: Hello!


KM: So Mrs. E., tell us a bit about yourself!


E: Well, Io m three blocks tall and one wide, and black almost all over. I love it when the players around me stare at my beautiful face. I will get very mad when a player looks away from me, though, because I love the attention!


KM: Thato so ¦ fascinating! Io ve heard you can actually pick up blocks. Is it true?



E: Why, yes it is! I am able to pick up grass, dirt, mycelium, sand, gravel, clay, flowers, roses, brown and red mushrooms, cacti, melons, pumpkins, and, the best of all, TNT!


KM: TNT? Thato s not even a natural block! What an astounding ability! What are those pretty particles around you?




E: Those are the same particles that surround a Nether portal!


KM: Wow! Ito s a beautiful effect. Now, whato s this I hear about pumpkins?


E: All endermen are allergic to pumpkins! We only attack players wearing pumpkins if they smack us, so we can get them away before we get sick.


KM: I never would have guessed! Say, Io m looking at you right now, why areno t you mad?


E: I cano t even see you, KirbyMaster! Endermen cannot see through transparent blocks like humans can.


KM: How unfortunate! Speaking of unfortunate, what was the saddest thing that ever happened to you?


E: My uncle died because a vicious player suffocated him! He trapped him on a block, and got dropped three gravel blocks on him! I bet sand would have worked too.


KM: Thato s awful. Say, Why are you looking at that dirt block like that? Wait, why is the wall made out of dirt in the first place?


E: That vicious player was YOU!


KM: Wait, Io ve never done that! Except in Creativeo ¦ but that doesno t count! Put the dirt back, Mrs. E. No, dono t let that creeper in here!


E: Get him, Creepy!


C: Take this, ya punk!

BOOM!

Thanks for reading, comment a mob and I'll make an information interview like this one! Also, if you liked this, check out my Interview with a Creeper!
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drowned interview, please
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LOVE IT!!! CREEPER 1 TOO!!!
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sweet
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Subbed and diamond for the imagination! I would appreciate if you could spend a moment of your time to sub or at least diamond some of my works
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Diamond. I loved the ending.
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