Grass- Such a beauti- IS THAT SNOW? C'mon! Really? It's still Spring!

Grass looks at his calendar.

Grass- Who told it to be winter? I don't even remember becoming dried in the summer! I always end up with a pile of snow on my head somehow and I can't take it off until spring comes 'round.

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Bookshelf- Ahh... Christmas time is here. Good thing I have to stay inside by the cozy fire and not out shivering in the cold.

Bookshelf catches himself on fire.

Bookshelf- AHHHH!!!

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Cobblestone- CATCH!

TNT- ACK!!!

Cobblestone chucked a fat snowball at TNT.

TNT- COBBLESTONE!

Cobblestone- What?

TNT- Catch!


TNT threw a snowball at cobblestone, knocking him back.

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Pumpkin- Ahhh... IT IS SO FREAKIN' CHILLY OUTSIDE! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WANT TO GO OUTSIDE?!?

Melon- Calm down, it's not so bad out there... wait... no... WHAT THE FLIP?!? THAT IS SUPER COLD! ACK! WHAT KIND OF LUNATIC WOULD GO OUT THERE? ITS LIKE NEGATIVE BAJILLION DEGREES OUT THERE.

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MAGMA- Another warm and sunny day outside.

(MAGMA MELTS ALL OF THE SNOW AROUND HIM AND IS RESISTANT TO TEMPERATURE)

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Stone Bricks- Do you want to build a snow castle?

Oak Planks- No. They Might.

Spruce Planks- Yeah!

Birch Planks- Whoot! Whoot!

Acacia Planks- Sure!

Jungle Planks- I'm sooo excited!

Dark Oak Planks- Whatever

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Snow Block- Finally! It's Wintertime! I can stop my nearly year-long hibernation!

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Neatherrack- Fresh out of the portal and- nope I'm going back in it is way too chilly out there!

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Sponge- I hate winter. Whenever I go out I absorb the flippin' snow! That makes me really cold and I have to warm up by the fire and before you know it... BOOM there is snow everywhere that soon melts into water. I then absorb the water and the fire takes it out. REPEAT. It is so annoying!

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Furnace- Why do blocks use me so often? It gets so annoying.

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Bed- I'm glad its winter! Nights are really long! I'm really cozy!

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Crafting Table- I love making stuff. This year, I made a toy car for my nephew. I love Christmas time!

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Command Block- Life is great. Everything goes my way! I can even give to people without losing anything. I wish for something and BOOM! It happens. I'm like the ultimate Saint Nick! I'm the best!

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