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Hey guys! Here are some quick Minecraft jokes!
Where do Zombie Pigmen go in the summer?
To the Netherlands!
Why does the enderman pick up blocks?
It's the closest thing to picking up women.
What is a creeper's favourite food?
Ssssssssssalad!
Why did the enderman break into your house and steal your computer?
You forgot to close your windows.
Did you hear about the murder of the players on multiplayer?
Their heads were SERVERed!
What is a chicken's least favourite holiday?
Easter.
What do you get when you cross a date and a skeleton?
Dinnerbone.
What do you get when you give Notch a 6-pack of beer and a laptop?
Flying Squids.
Thanks for reading! If you like a joke here, be sure to diamond and if you haven't already, subscribe!
Where do Zombie Pigmen go in the summer?
To the Netherlands!
Why does the enderman pick up blocks?
It's the closest thing to picking up women.
What is a creeper's favourite food?
Ssssssssssalad!
Why did the enderman break into your house and steal your computer?
You forgot to close your windows.
Did you hear about the murder of the players on multiplayer?
Their heads were SERVERed!
What is a chicken's least favourite holiday?
Easter.
What do you get when you cross a date and a skeleton?
Dinnerbone.
What do you get when you give Notch a 6-pack of beer and a laptop?
Flying Squids.
Thanks for reading! If you like a joke here, be sure to diamond and if you haven't already, subscribe!
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