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Minecraft Theory: Shulkers Are Your FRIEND?!

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WhaleTuba's Avatar WhaleTuba
Level 33 : Artisan Narwhal
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DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A THEORY, NOT AN INFORMATIVE ARTICLE. THE THINGS STATED IN THIS ARTICLE ARE NOT TO BE TAKEN FOR GRANTED, NOR ARE THEY TO BE HATE BOMBED (unless you're into that kinda stuff, then, go ahead).


Shulkers were added into the 1.9 update, and can be found naturally spawning in end cities. The projectiles they shoot at you give you the levitation effect, making you fly up high, before proceeding to fall down and take damage. Pretty mean creatures, right? Actually...no. The creatures are actually trying to be extremely friendly, they're just really dumb. Let me explain.

So, I started working on this theory when I was looking through the files of the game, and I found the Shulker skin image. Oddly enough, it was titled as "endgolem.png". Now, golems are things that help/protect you. A little strange a hostile mob is referred to as a golem. But think about this: You go into end cities after you've defeated the ender dragon. At this point, the endermen and shulkers have no leader to follow. So, the shulkers attempt to make you their new leader. They launch projectiles to put you in the air, in hopes you'll start flying in the air, like a dragon you might know of! The shulkers want YOU to be their leader! "But Mr. Tuba! You can still go to the end cities without defeating the enderdragon using dem exploits!" You're right, you can. But, once you get to the end city, the residents don't know how you got there, so they assume the ender dragon has been defeated. They have no way of knowing what happened to it, they don't have them iPhones. They don't go and just shoot out a text to Mr. Endy being all like "ey you still alive bro". Sorry that was cringey I know. xD But in conclusion, shulkers are good creatures who want you to rule them. They just don't realize you can't fly.
CreditRafi Fine, for giving me the hilarious profile pic I have. and also for trying to trademark reactions. You're an idiot, sir. :)
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07/09/2016 8:46 pm
Level 30 : Artisan Pixel Painter
nolongeractiveee
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"Golem." Golem... GOLEM. GOLEM. *Had totally forgot about them*
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07/09/2016 7:51 pm
Level 34 : Artisan Vampire
nostalgia_
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This is a good theory, never thought about it that way. (But they ARE still aggravating when they murder you)
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07/09/2016 8:54 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Narwhal
WhaleTuba
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When they kill you, they're probably already thinking about their new leader. They need one, otherwise their life serves no purpose to them. They're sad you're gone, but they don't really care that much.

Then you respawn! Woohoo!
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07/09/2016 1:58 am
Level 56 : Grandmaster Slime Tamer
CreeperLadMC
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Well, nice theory, but if they REALLY do want you to be on their side then why are their projectiles causing damage to you?
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07/09/2016 9:29 am
Level 33 : Artisan Narwhal
WhaleTuba
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Well, the ender dragon can regenerate health with end crystals. Perhaps the shulkers think the same of you, so they accidentally harm you with their projectiles. Also, they probably think you have a huge amount of health like the ender dragon does, so their projectiles won't do much damage. (Though in a way, you do have a huge amount of health, assuming you just defeated the ender dragon. You probably have full enchanted diamond armor and a stack of golden apples xD )
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07/08/2016 8:46 pm
Level 40 : Master Nerd
Endure_Slayer
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Of course they're our friend. Because the end cities are a dream and everything there is good *cough cough http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/minecraft-theory-the-new-end-is-an-endermans-good-dream/ cough*
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07/08/2016 8:49 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Narwhal
WhaleTuba
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Oh yeah lol forgot about that theory xD
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