NOTE: This article is a parody of Minecraft Theories. I have no problem with Minecraft Theories, especially considering that I actually make them, this is just for fun. We've all made dumb theories in the past *cough cough*, so this is just to poke fun at some of those theories. Hope you guys enjoy!

Um hi um so today i have a swaggy theory 4 u minerz callld "the playyr is a keybroard". do u Not beleeve me?? welll letz look at teh evidince. so teh player maekz noise wen it walks 'nd keybrods also maekz noise wen u press down on it. cOiNcIdeNce? I think not! its been scientifically proven dat keyboordzx havv a wierd swimmming animition abd teh plyer also haz weird swim animation so threfor U R A KREYBOARD CONFRIMED. plz dimond 'nd frvrite and subscribble k bye. now this is a blog but program doesnt think this is blog so imma spam now spam spam spam spam spam spam. k byyyee!

(NOTE TO MODERATORS: THE SPAMMING PART WAS FAKE, PART OF THE PARODY)

So, why did I make this dumb article? It was to show you guys what happens when you don't spend time and think about the blogs you write. This may be an exaggeration, but I've seen some bad stuff in the past kinda like this. And it's not just Minecraft Theories, it's those command articles as well. I've seen plenty of articles that just copy and paste commands from other websites and say they do things without even testing them. I've seen articles with mixtures of "@p" and "[your name here]"! I've seen the "Riding" tag still be used even though it doesn't work anymore in 1.9+! Lots of the "fun commands to use" articles require no effort whatsoever, and I decided to say something about it.

Before I leave, I just want to give a shoutout to CreeperLadMC, as he's one of the only people on this website I know of who does command blogs properly. Thanks for reading! :)