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Hey Guys!
This is a short story that i wrote a long time ago, and thought i'd share it with you :)
Minecraft
Chapter 1
The Birthday
The sudden loud explosion of noise out of a noisemaker pierced the silence and the sleep of Steve Philipson. Another blaring noisemaker made him jump out of his bed, and make for his hand-drawn picture of Rutherford B. Hayes on his dresser; he had a habit of reaching for that picture to protect him from imminent doom, which is normally their cat Professor Catingtons. But this wasno t the case; it was just his family; His father George, mother Abigail and little brother Joey. They then proceeded to sing happy birthday. Then Steveo s Mother gave him a large plate with two slices of bacon, three pancakes with butter and syrup, along with fresh-squeezed orange juice. After he finished Joey walked up and gave him his present which was Minecraft, a game which Steve had wanted for a long time. Steve gave Joey a big hug and quickly got out of bed, ducking into his closet and changing clothes.
After he put on his favorite cargo pants and t-shirt, he rushed downstairs to a large amount of presents. He was able to open one, and he picked a square box, he opened it and it was the Three Creeper Moon, his personal favorite Minecraft t-shirt of the Merch section of the website. He got to hang out until lunch, which was Macaroni and Cheese, shaped like Minecraft mobs, he devoured creepers and zombies! At about lunch his friends came over, and he opened his presents. One was Minecraft block magnets, another a foam pick-axe with a note on it saying: o Reach for this instead of that picture of Rutherford Hayes!o he laughed wholeheartedly!
o Well, that was the best 12 birthday Io ve ever had!o Steve said when he unwrapped his last present, a plaid fedora. He wore that the rest of his party, finally came 3:17, 4 minutes until he was officially 12, his family called everyone into their kitchen, where there was a cup of Doctor Pepper for everyone. At 3:21, they all drank their beverage as a toast to being 12, and after that, his parents revealed one last present, he unwrapped it as speedily as a mole. He than said: o What?o it was a virtual reality device, he could put any computer game disk into it, and go into it, play in the game! As soon as his friends left, he ran into their computer room, featuring a mac, linux, alienware and windows pc. He quickly hooked up the VRD* to the alienware, he then inserted the Minecraft disk, and hit play, he was instantaneously transported into the Minecraft terrain, he ran around a bit, gathering wood and other blocks, to make a house, he needed to make it around the block which looked like a brewing stand, that when you hit, it transports you back to the real world, he made a fraction of his house in the day, then he went back, he was a little wobbly when he got out, but it was all OK, he then had his traditional supper, Mashed Potatoes, Ham and Corn. When he went to bed, he put his foam pickaxe under his pillow, got Catingtons, cuddled him, and fell asleep.
*Virtual Reality Device
Chapter 2
Trapped!
Over the course of the next few days, he played Minecraft and he made a little empire, and slowly gained knowledge of the game and rose through levels and sub-levels until he was at hard sub level up for a challenge! On May 17, 2015, he went into Minecraft, but when he got there, right behind him was a creeper, he slowly turned around, and it started the countdown, Steve wasno t hurt, but the device which you use to get back to the real world, was destroyed! Steve was trapped in Virtual Reality!
Meanwhile, Steveo s mom was gathering the laundry up and she then saw that he was stuck, she had watched him enough to see that the little icon that signified that he could come back was gone! She quickly called his best friend Bob, he quickly came over and Abigail got him up to speed, Steve was stuck! Bob said excitedly: o Dono t worry, Io ll get him out!o he tried many things, but he couldno t manage to get Steve out! He then had 3 more ideas, but he asked Steveo s mom, saying: o I have 3 ideas, one of which we close the program and hopefully heo ll just pop out, or heo ll be eternally stuck in that computer!o Steveo s Mom said, o No!o Bob replied, o another idea is to open Minecraft.jar on the computer and hit the eject button, the risk on that is his memory might be deleted!o She replied, o No!o Bob was down to the last idea, o Me and some of my friends can go into the game in a multiplayer server and take him back with us!o Steveo s mom said in reply o I like that idea, you go in, and get him?o o Exactly!o
Chapter 3
Knowledge of an Army
Back in the game, Steve had wandered from biome to biome, through oceans and rivers to deserts and mountains, he finally ended up in a cozy NPC village, where he met a friendly Blacksmith by the name of Wally, Steve then had a conversation with him, o Io m stuck Wally, Io m doomed to die in Minecraft!o Wally replied, o It isno t that bad, at least it isno t halo!o o How do you know about halo?o o We know more than you think we do!o o Creepy!o Wally took Steve to see the town, there was a Butcher by the name of Butch, a librarian by the name of Sarah, a Priest by the name of Ron, and the Hayes family, all the farmers are related to the Hayes! During his introduction to the Craig Hayes family, an NPC ran in and started yelling, o Zombies, Zombies, their organized, there marching with creepers and endermen and skeletons, with spiders and jockeys and their all not burning! and,o he said terrified to even say it, o An Enderdragon!o the public waited a few seconds, and then they all started laughing, all except Steve, who kept his quiet, then slipped out.
Bob was chatting with all of the people he could get to go into the game. Chad, Doug, Jason, Jay and Cameron. And they were being synchronized through steam, Bob had wrote down the coordinates of Steve and pushed them into his pocket, then counting down through the internet, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Go!
Steve was trying to find where the NPC had said of the army, at about noon, he stopped by a foothill, and rested, but then he heard a loud noise, he looked over the hill, and on the other side was an army, he was outnumbered, severely, he then had an idea, he ran! Ran faster than any other player has ever run!
When he made it to the NPCVillage, he ran to the church, and ran up to the belfry, he then rang the bell, loudly, and yelling, o Army, there coming!o
Chapter 4
Preparing for the Storm
He at once took charge, he ran to Wallyo s Blacksmith, and asked him for weapons, armor and other things, saying, o if there target is this Village, than no one is safe, we need weapons, armor and blocks which endermen cannot move, and we need then NOW!o Wally was submissive, he gathered up the premade weapons and armor, and gave them to Steve, he then called all the men together, and split them into groups of 3, one is builders union, they are to put up walls and repair damaged ones. Second is snipers, they are to pick off as many as they can from the roofs of the houses; they are to carry splash potions and bows. Last is the militia, which are the main fighting squads, they are each given full iron armor and an iron sword with an iron axe along with that. The few left over would be a strike team, carrying tnt with flint & steel, and a stone sword with a potion of regeneration. Steve then ran to the top of the church, and said, o Builders Union, build a wall, three blocks thick, out of cobblestone, all the way around the Village. Militia, keep the Union safe while they build the wall, and snipers, get on the roof!o he then got down, and strolled with Butch, he was given a tour of their pets, about 12 dogs and about half that amount of cats, one of which, the rare Tuxedo cat, named Professor Meowingtons, loyal to the person with fish, sometimes porkchops, but mainly fish. Steve then said to Butch, o Take these cats and dogs and distribute them in strategic points along the wall, but now Meowingtons, he I might keep by my side.o Butch then had the dogs and cats follow him, and took off running along the road.
Chapter 5
Calm before the Storm
Steve was just double-checking everything when the look-out yelled, o Zombie, 3 oo clock!o he then ran to make sure that everyone is absolutely ready, then he found his steed, a pig, he put a saddle on him and rode out with half the militia, to meet the army in battle, while they were waiting for the army to arrive, the calm before the storm, all they could hear was C418o s Droopy Likes Ricochet playing, after the song was done, and as the undead army was arriving, it changed to Deadmau5 playing Get in the Cart Pig, epic battle music!
As the zombies approached, he and the makeshift cavalry, all riding pigs, rode to their starting point, from there he signaled the snipers to take out the zombies, they were tossing potions of healing on them, and sniping as much as they could, they managed to take out about ten of them, but then the skeletons approached, bringing in the rear, they were also taking pot shots at the snipers, many were wounded, one was killed. When that happened, the females of the tribe formed the Green-Cross, a nurse union; they ran around with porkchops, chicken, steak and potions of healing.
As the Zombies charged and skeleton archers making up the rear, and as strike teams wound around to the main camp, and archers pelting the field with arrows, amid all these distractions, Steve yelled, o Charge!o
Chapter 6
Courage and Weakness
As the two armies raced towards each other, the soundtrack changed to a parody of Ghosts ino Stuff, as the dogs and cats following the militia, Meowingtons was following Steve. Then that cat did a front flip and landed, then lashing his tail out, a knife blade came out of it, then he latched himself to a zombie, and stabbed it, the zombie fell to the ground, obviously dead. Meanwhile, Steve had dismounted his pig, and attacked a skeleton, he managed to knock the bow out of its hands, and used it to kill it, meanwhile, out of the blue, a armor clad warrior flew above the battlefield on a red dragon, he was a dead-eye, he never missed with his bow, he had his steed fly down and breathe fire onto the zombies, lighting them on fire. But then, out of the shadows of the mountain, came an Enderdragon, it did a barrel roll and ended up right next to the other dragon, the armor clad warrior quickly jumped off, landed, did a parkour roll, and took shots at the Enderdragon, trying to save his pet.
The Enderdragon was wreaking havoc on the troops, from there, they sounded the retreat, and they made for the cover of the Village. Steve stood his ground, covering the troops, but when the Red Dragon was thrown to the ground, giving the Enderdragon ample opportunity to fly down and attack Steve, Steve stood his ground, he didno t move, he just waited. But from behind, out jumped Meowingtons, jumping onto the Enderdragon! Ripping at its back, that cat gave Steve the right amount of time to signal his pig and ride to the Village.
Chapter 7
Sieges areno t Fun
When all the survivors made it to the Village, the Zombies and the rest of the troops ran to their camp, where they had a meeting of tribes, Edner, leader of the troops from the End, Crepere, leader of the Creepers, Spudga, Spider Warlord, Skule, Skeleton Chieftain, and some random zombie named Zuka represented the zombies. They argued for a long time, until they finally ended up on a siege, in which they would kill the inhabitants of the Village with lack of food, and the wounded Enderdragon, once healed, would drop creepers onto the houses, to explode.
The Strike Team saw all of this, and heard every word, they planted 5 pieces of tnt and lit them, inadvertently, also put one too close to the pile of sand which they were hiding, sand went flying everywhere, and after it had settled, all the guards surrounded them, they were captured and put in a holding cell.
Once the troops in the Village learned of the siege, they made sure that they wouldno t perish, by making booby traps so if they got too nosy theyo d get an earful of arrows! Once the zombie guards had been positioned around the exits, the Enderdragon started dropping creepers onto the houses, which cost most profuse damage, the Builders Union patched up the damage as fast as they could. One of the Union was caught saying, o Sieges areno t fun.o
Chapter 8
The Battle for the Village
In a week, the full army of the mobs united, and started marching to the Village, when the troops of the Village saw them, they prepared for battle, Steve gave an ultimatum to the troops in one of the L-shaped houses, o One day the strength of NPCs will fail, but that day is not today, one day the courage of NPCs will wear thin, but that day is not today, this day we fight! And one more thing, we need a venomous advantage over our enemies, we could try to take them on ourselves, but then almost all the troops would die, I propose we find Herobrine!o instantaneously the crowd started murmuring to themselves, until one spoke up and said, o I will find Herobrine, I will seek him out and persuade him to fight our cause!o the mano s name was Philip, and he was sent off with 64 each of dirt and cobblestone along with an iron sword and torches, he crawled down the narrow strip mine that was created long before the battle, he disappeared into a cavern.
As Endermen and Creepers worked on clearing the wall, spiders crawled over the wall and started killing, snipers were trying to pick off more and more troops, but they kept being killed or wounded by the skeletons, but then they made a whole in the wall big enough for all the mobs to get through, then it started to rain, heavily too, and all of a sudden, a lightning bolt hit a creeper, it ran into a hut, and blew it to smithereens, along with two snipers that were on top. And then another lightning bolt hit, but it hit a pig this time, the pig which Steve was riding, inadvertently, the pig turned into a zombie pigman, but Steve wasno t thrown off, he started to ride a zombie pigman! He told it to go attack creepers, but it started after endermen, which wasno t bad, but Steve hadno t gotten over his fear of endermen yet, so he jumped off, a creeper in the group thought that the zombie pigman was a NPC, do it blew, taking out the zombie pigman, most of the endermen and some hut too.
Meowingtons had positioned himself on top of a roof, and waited just for the right time, when an enderman passed below him, he jumped, did a flip, and landed on ito s back, plunging ito s tail into ito s gut, it flopped around a bit, and dropped, from there, he rounded up the remainder of the cats, and proceeded to round up all the creepers, and have them blow each other up.
But the cats missed one, the last creeper of the mob army, it had hidden inside a hut, but it was damaged in the fighting, from a hole in the side of the building, a lightning bolt hit that creeper. It was wandering around, and finally saw the bulk of the army of NPCs, it had snuck up behind them, but one saw it, Wally the Blacksmith, the creeper had started ito s countdown, Wally knew that they would all be killed, so he tackled that creeper, it blew up, and blew Wally too. Steve had seen it all happen, he then took off his helmet in a moment of silence. But then the armor clad warrior returned! Flying on his dragon high above the battlefield. He was taking out endermen and zombies left, right and out the window! But then the Enderdragon returned, and delivered a uppercut punch to the red dragon, it fell, to ito s death, and the armor clad warrior vanished
Chapter 9
The Wrap-up
Philip was lost, hopelessly lost, he managed to find a spiders dungeon, putting on new armor and getting new weapons. But all of a sudden, Herobrine spawned out of the spawner, Philip was startled, and creeped out, but he pulled it together and asked, o Do you like Tacos?o
As the NPCs were being beat back, Steve sounded the retreat, He and the rest of the NPCs ran into the forest behind the village, they were quickly followed by spider jockeys! The NPCs were slowly being picked off, but the majority survived. After they broke out of the forest, there was an unearthly rumble, and then another, finally Herobrine, with Philip on his back, riding on a fountain of lava, burst out of the ground! Herobrine then proceeded to cover and kill all the jockeys. After he finished, he picked them all up, and transported them back to the Village
Herobrine set them down in the square, and engaged the Enderdragon in combat, the remainder of the NPCs kept killing zombies and skeletons, but out of the blue, Herobrine was knocked to the ground by the Enderdragon, Steve had one more potion of instant health, but it wasno t splash, o I need gunpowder and a brewing stand!o Steve yelled, he found a brewing stand in the remains of a hut, he placed the potion in it. Dotodotodotodotodoto o Potions Done! He tossed the potion half-way across the battlefield and splash! He was up! He flew up to the Enderdragon and BLAM, BOOM, POOSH. It was dead!
And as the preparations were being made for the giant victory party, the strike team showed up, Steve questioned them, o How did you escape?o and their leader, a man named Cody, answered, o TNT, dynamite!o o Good Man!o Steve said in reply.
Chapter 10
Going Home
o Weo re lost, we just need to face it.o Cameron said, and in response, Doug said, o If its any consolation, we haveno t seen any hostile mobs yet!o Cameron then said to him, o it isno t a consolation, and you know it!o Doug just hung his head. The group, led by Bob, had been travelling through biome to biome, they were currently traversing through a jungle biome. Jason had climbed up a tree, and said, o I cano t see anything but jungle.o He pivoted from left to right, and finally he saw something, o I see a desert!o The group had just seen jungle and a small mountain biome, so a desert was a welcome sight. The group adjusted their course, and made a beeline to the desert.
The battle was won, and the NPC army had regrouped for a large party. Steve was confronted by a group of the survivors, and asked, o Sir, what should we do with the levels that we collected from the monsters? Or the swords?o Steve answered, o Enchant two swords, and drive them into the ground, as a memoir to the fallen.o The group obeyed, and went to do it.
The rescue group was still lost. They had left the desert far behind, and pushed forward into a grassland. The group then heard loud cheering, and turning to the direction that it seemed it was coming from, they saw the NPCVillage. They then proceeded to see aerial tnt exploding, along with multiple noteblocks acting as drums, along with a homemade rapper booth loosely based of Deadmau5o s! They proceeded to make their way towards the Village. About ¼ of the day later, at sunset, they made it to the Village, the roads were illuminated with light by torches and Redstone lanterns, they checked all the huts, but none had the party, finally they found the right house, they squeezed their way into the house, and found Steve giving a passionate speech, o We have repelled the evil and survived, we have killed the Enderdragon, tamed Herobrino ¦ I get it! The armor clad warrior is Herobrine!o o Ito s time to go home Steve, youo ve kept a NPC Village safe from invasion, but this is not your home, your home is in the real world.o o Bob?o o You know dats right!o o How did you guys get here?o o Dono t ask.o o Okay, can you get out?o o You know dats right!o Steve got off the makeshift stage and said, o Ok, I go home.o All the NPCs tried to talk him out of this, but Steve was persistent. But the NPCs then urged him to take Professor Meowingtons with him, which he said yes to.
Once they made their way to the spawning point, they went in, one after the other, Jason first, Cameron after him, Chad after him, Doug after them and after him Jay. o I know you have some sweet memories with this world, but you should probably delete it, what if this happens again?o o What if I keep it on peaceful?o o Still you have no guarantee that you can pull yourself to go.o o Ok, you got me there. Io ll try to.o And as Steve held Meowingtons and hit the button, he was transported back to his house, when he arrived, the date was May 21, 2015, 4 days inside virtual reality, he then went, hugged his mom, and his little brother Joey. He then took the world, and deleted it.
Epilogue
2 years later, on Joeyo s 9 birthday, Steve got up, and helped his mom make his little brother breakfast, which included eggs, sausage, cinnamon swirl bread and fresh-squeezed orange juice. As he helped his mother carry the tray, he was positioning 2 noisemakers just right in his mouth, and when they opened his door, he blew them both, quite loudly! And as they sang Happy Birthday, he reflected on his experience 2 years previous, luckily, he had gotten onto a different phase, Mount&Blade, an action game. And then Steve gave Joey his present, a new Minecraft game! Joey ran up and gave him a big hug, and then Professor Catingtons and Professor Meowingtons jumped onto Joey, knocking him over, and he just laughed!
Whenever he got the chance, Steve played Mount&Blade on his Alienware, occasionally playing with the VRD*, he was getting good too, sometimes playing multiplayer with his friends, beating them with no shirt with an old crossbow without bolts!
5 days afterwards, Joey was playing Minecraft, and Steve was letting him use the VRD*, and then, when Steve was helping his mom with the laundry, he saw that the icon which signified that you could get out was gone! And as he did exactly what Bob did to him, he got his friends together and 3, 2, 1, Blam!
*Virtual Reality Device
This is a short story that i wrote a long time ago, and thought i'd share it with you :)
Minecraft
Chapter 1
The Birthday
The sudden loud explosion of noise out of a noisemaker pierced the silence and the sleep of Steve Philipson. Another blaring noisemaker made him jump out of his bed, and make for his hand-drawn picture of Rutherford B. Hayes on his dresser; he had a habit of reaching for that picture to protect him from imminent doom, which is normally their cat Professor Catingtons. But this wasno t the case; it was just his family; His father George, mother Abigail and little brother Joey. They then proceeded to sing happy birthday. Then Steveo s Mother gave him a large plate with two slices of bacon, three pancakes with butter and syrup, along with fresh-squeezed orange juice. After he finished Joey walked up and gave him his present which was Minecraft, a game which Steve had wanted for a long time. Steve gave Joey a big hug and quickly got out of bed, ducking into his closet and changing clothes.
After he put on his favorite cargo pants and t-shirt, he rushed downstairs to a large amount of presents. He was able to open one, and he picked a square box, he opened it and it was the Three Creeper Moon, his personal favorite Minecraft t-shirt of the Merch section of the website. He got to hang out until lunch, which was Macaroni and Cheese, shaped like Minecraft mobs, he devoured creepers and zombies! At about lunch his friends came over, and he opened his presents. One was Minecraft block magnets, another a foam pick-axe with a note on it saying: o Reach for this instead of that picture of Rutherford Hayes!o he laughed wholeheartedly!
o Well, that was the best 12 birthday Io ve ever had!o Steve said when he unwrapped his last present, a plaid fedora. He wore that the rest of his party, finally came 3:17, 4 minutes until he was officially 12, his family called everyone into their kitchen, where there was a cup of Doctor Pepper for everyone. At 3:21, they all drank their beverage as a toast to being 12, and after that, his parents revealed one last present, he unwrapped it as speedily as a mole. He than said: o What?o it was a virtual reality device, he could put any computer game disk into it, and go into it, play in the game! As soon as his friends left, he ran into their computer room, featuring a mac, linux, alienware and windows pc. He quickly hooked up the VRD* to the alienware, he then inserted the Minecraft disk, and hit play, he was instantaneously transported into the Minecraft terrain, he ran around a bit, gathering wood and other blocks, to make a house, he needed to make it around the block which looked like a brewing stand, that when you hit, it transports you back to the real world, he made a fraction of his house in the day, then he went back, he was a little wobbly when he got out, but it was all OK, he then had his traditional supper, Mashed Potatoes, Ham and Corn. When he went to bed, he put his foam pickaxe under his pillow, got Catingtons, cuddled him, and fell asleep.
*Virtual Reality Device
Chapter 2
Trapped!
Over the course of the next few days, he played Minecraft and he made a little empire, and slowly gained knowledge of the game and rose through levels and sub-levels until he was at hard sub level up for a challenge! On May 17, 2015, he went into Minecraft, but when he got there, right behind him was a creeper, he slowly turned around, and it started the countdown, Steve wasno t hurt, but the device which you use to get back to the real world, was destroyed! Steve was trapped in Virtual Reality!
Meanwhile, Steveo s mom was gathering the laundry up and she then saw that he was stuck, she had watched him enough to see that the little icon that signified that he could come back was gone! She quickly called his best friend Bob, he quickly came over and Abigail got him up to speed, Steve was stuck! Bob said excitedly: o Dono t worry, Io ll get him out!o he tried many things, but he couldno t manage to get Steve out! He then had 3 more ideas, but he asked Steveo s mom, saying: o I have 3 ideas, one of which we close the program and hopefully heo ll just pop out, or heo ll be eternally stuck in that computer!o Steveo s Mom said, o No!o Bob replied, o another idea is to open Minecraft.jar on the computer and hit the eject button, the risk on that is his memory might be deleted!o She replied, o No!o Bob was down to the last idea, o Me and some of my friends can go into the game in a multiplayer server and take him back with us!o Steveo s mom said in reply o I like that idea, you go in, and get him?o o Exactly!o
Chapter 3
Knowledge of an Army
Back in the game, Steve had wandered from biome to biome, through oceans and rivers to deserts and mountains, he finally ended up in a cozy NPC village, where he met a friendly Blacksmith by the name of Wally, Steve then had a conversation with him, o Io m stuck Wally, Io m doomed to die in Minecraft!o Wally replied, o It isno t that bad, at least it isno t halo!o o How do you know about halo?o o We know more than you think we do!o o Creepy!o Wally took Steve to see the town, there was a Butcher by the name of Butch, a librarian by the name of Sarah, a Priest by the name of Ron, and the Hayes family, all the farmers are related to the Hayes! During his introduction to the Craig Hayes family, an NPC ran in and started yelling, o Zombies, Zombies, their organized, there marching with creepers and endermen and skeletons, with spiders and jockeys and their all not burning! and,o he said terrified to even say it, o An Enderdragon!o the public waited a few seconds, and then they all started laughing, all except Steve, who kept his quiet, then slipped out.
Bob was chatting with all of the people he could get to go into the game. Chad, Doug, Jason, Jay and Cameron. And they were being synchronized through steam, Bob had wrote down the coordinates of Steve and pushed them into his pocket, then counting down through the internet, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Go!
Steve was trying to find where the NPC had said of the army, at about noon, he stopped by a foothill, and rested, but then he heard a loud noise, he looked over the hill, and on the other side was an army, he was outnumbered, severely, he then had an idea, he ran! Ran faster than any other player has ever run!
When he made it to the NPCVillage, he ran to the church, and ran up to the belfry, he then rang the bell, loudly, and yelling, o Army, there coming!o
Chapter 4
Preparing for the Storm
He at once took charge, he ran to Wallyo s Blacksmith, and asked him for weapons, armor and other things, saying, o if there target is this Village, than no one is safe, we need weapons, armor and blocks which endermen cannot move, and we need then NOW!o Wally was submissive, he gathered up the premade weapons and armor, and gave them to Steve, he then called all the men together, and split them into groups of 3, one is builders union, they are to put up walls and repair damaged ones. Second is snipers, they are to pick off as many as they can from the roofs of the houses; they are to carry splash potions and bows. Last is the militia, which are the main fighting squads, they are each given full iron armor and an iron sword with an iron axe along with that. The few left over would be a strike team, carrying tnt with flint & steel, and a stone sword with a potion of regeneration. Steve then ran to the top of the church, and said, o Builders Union, build a wall, three blocks thick, out of cobblestone, all the way around the Village. Militia, keep the Union safe while they build the wall, and snipers, get on the roof!o he then got down, and strolled with Butch, he was given a tour of their pets, about 12 dogs and about half that amount of cats, one of which, the rare Tuxedo cat, named Professor Meowingtons, loyal to the person with fish, sometimes porkchops, but mainly fish. Steve then said to Butch, o Take these cats and dogs and distribute them in strategic points along the wall, but now Meowingtons, he I might keep by my side.o Butch then had the dogs and cats follow him, and took off running along the road.
Chapter 5
Calm before the Storm
Steve was just double-checking everything when the look-out yelled, o Zombie, 3 oo clock!o he then ran to make sure that everyone is absolutely ready, then he found his steed, a pig, he put a saddle on him and rode out with half the militia, to meet the army in battle, while they were waiting for the army to arrive, the calm before the storm, all they could hear was C418o s Droopy Likes Ricochet playing, after the song was done, and as the undead army was arriving, it changed to Deadmau5 playing Get in the Cart Pig, epic battle music!
As the zombies approached, he and the makeshift cavalry, all riding pigs, rode to their starting point, from there he signaled the snipers to take out the zombies, they were tossing potions of healing on them, and sniping as much as they could, they managed to take out about ten of them, but then the skeletons approached, bringing in the rear, they were also taking pot shots at the snipers, many were wounded, one was killed. When that happened, the females of the tribe formed the Green-Cross, a nurse union; they ran around with porkchops, chicken, steak and potions of healing.
As the Zombies charged and skeleton archers making up the rear, and as strike teams wound around to the main camp, and archers pelting the field with arrows, amid all these distractions, Steve yelled, o Charge!o
Chapter 6
Courage and Weakness
As the two armies raced towards each other, the soundtrack changed to a parody of Ghosts ino Stuff, as the dogs and cats following the militia, Meowingtons was following Steve. Then that cat did a front flip and landed, then lashing his tail out, a knife blade came out of it, then he latched himself to a zombie, and stabbed it, the zombie fell to the ground, obviously dead. Meanwhile, Steve had dismounted his pig, and attacked a skeleton, he managed to knock the bow out of its hands, and used it to kill it, meanwhile, out of the blue, a armor clad warrior flew above the battlefield on a red dragon, he was a dead-eye, he never missed with his bow, he had his steed fly down and breathe fire onto the zombies, lighting them on fire. But then, out of the shadows of the mountain, came an Enderdragon, it did a barrel roll and ended up right next to the other dragon, the armor clad warrior quickly jumped off, landed, did a parkour roll, and took shots at the Enderdragon, trying to save his pet.
The Enderdragon was wreaking havoc on the troops, from there, they sounded the retreat, and they made for the cover of the Village. Steve stood his ground, covering the troops, but when the Red Dragon was thrown to the ground, giving the Enderdragon ample opportunity to fly down and attack Steve, Steve stood his ground, he didno t move, he just waited. But from behind, out jumped Meowingtons, jumping onto the Enderdragon! Ripping at its back, that cat gave Steve the right amount of time to signal his pig and ride to the Village.
Chapter 7
Sieges areno t Fun
When all the survivors made it to the Village, the Zombies and the rest of the troops ran to their camp, where they had a meeting of tribes, Edner, leader of the troops from the End, Crepere, leader of the Creepers, Spudga, Spider Warlord, Skule, Skeleton Chieftain, and some random zombie named Zuka represented the zombies. They argued for a long time, until they finally ended up on a siege, in which they would kill the inhabitants of the Village with lack of food, and the wounded Enderdragon, once healed, would drop creepers onto the houses, to explode.
The Strike Team saw all of this, and heard every word, they planted 5 pieces of tnt and lit them, inadvertently, also put one too close to the pile of sand which they were hiding, sand went flying everywhere, and after it had settled, all the guards surrounded them, they were captured and put in a holding cell.
Once the troops in the Village learned of the siege, they made sure that they wouldno t perish, by making booby traps so if they got too nosy theyo d get an earful of arrows! Once the zombie guards had been positioned around the exits, the Enderdragon started dropping creepers onto the houses, which cost most profuse damage, the Builders Union patched up the damage as fast as they could. One of the Union was caught saying, o Sieges areno t fun.o
Chapter 8
The Battle for the Village
In a week, the full army of the mobs united, and started marching to the Village, when the troops of the Village saw them, they prepared for battle, Steve gave an ultimatum to the troops in one of the L-shaped houses, o One day the strength of NPCs will fail, but that day is not today, one day the courage of NPCs will wear thin, but that day is not today, this day we fight! And one more thing, we need a venomous advantage over our enemies, we could try to take them on ourselves, but then almost all the troops would die, I propose we find Herobrine!o instantaneously the crowd started murmuring to themselves, until one spoke up and said, o I will find Herobrine, I will seek him out and persuade him to fight our cause!o the mano s name was Philip, and he was sent off with 64 each of dirt and cobblestone along with an iron sword and torches, he crawled down the narrow strip mine that was created long before the battle, he disappeared into a cavern.
As Endermen and Creepers worked on clearing the wall, spiders crawled over the wall and started killing, snipers were trying to pick off more and more troops, but they kept being killed or wounded by the skeletons, but then they made a whole in the wall big enough for all the mobs to get through, then it started to rain, heavily too, and all of a sudden, a lightning bolt hit a creeper, it ran into a hut, and blew it to smithereens, along with two snipers that were on top. And then another lightning bolt hit, but it hit a pig this time, the pig which Steve was riding, inadvertently, the pig turned into a zombie pigman, but Steve wasno t thrown off, he started to ride a zombie pigman! He told it to go attack creepers, but it started after endermen, which wasno t bad, but Steve hadno t gotten over his fear of endermen yet, so he jumped off, a creeper in the group thought that the zombie pigman was a NPC, do it blew, taking out the zombie pigman, most of the endermen and some hut too.
Meowingtons had positioned himself on top of a roof, and waited just for the right time, when an enderman passed below him, he jumped, did a flip, and landed on ito s back, plunging ito s tail into ito s gut, it flopped around a bit, and dropped, from there, he rounded up the remainder of the cats, and proceeded to round up all the creepers, and have them blow each other up.
But the cats missed one, the last creeper of the mob army, it had hidden inside a hut, but it was damaged in the fighting, from a hole in the side of the building, a lightning bolt hit that creeper. It was wandering around, and finally saw the bulk of the army of NPCs, it had snuck up behind them, but one saw it, Wally the Blacksmith, the creeper had started ito s countdown, Wally knew that they would all be killed, so he tackled that creeper, it blew up, and blew Wally too. Steve had seen it all happen, he then took off his helmet in a moment of silence. But then the armor clad warrior returned! Flying on his dragon high above the battlefield. He was taking out endermen and zombies left, right and out the window! But then the Enderdragon returned, and delivered a uppercut punch to the red dragon, it fell, to ito s death, and the armor clad warrior vanished
Chapter 9
The Wrap-up
Philip was lost, hopelessly lost, he managed to find a spiders dungeon, putting on new armor and getting new weapons. But all of a sudden, Herobrine spawned out of the spawner, Philip was startled, and creeped out, but he pulled it together and asked, o Do you like Tacos?o
As the NPCs were being beat back, Steve sounded the retreat, He and the rest of the NPCs ran into the forest behind the village, they were quickly followed by spider jockeys! The NPCs were slowly being picked off, but the majority survived. After they broke out of the forest, there was an unearthly rumble, and then another, finally Herobrine, with Philip on his back, riding on a fountain of lava, burst out of the ground! Herobrine then proceeded to cover and kill all the jockeys. After he finished, he picked them all up, and transported them back to the Village
Herobrine set them down in the square, and engaged the Enderdragon in combat, the remainder of the NPCs kept killing zombies and skeletons, but out of the blue, Herobrine was knocked to the ground by the Enderdragon, Steve had one more potion of instant health, but it wasno t splash, o I need gunpowder and a brewing stand!o Steve yelled, he found a brewing stand in the remains of a hut, he placed the potion in it. Dotodotodotodotodoto o Potions Done! He tossed the potion half-way across the battlefield and splash! He was up! He flew up to the Enderdragon and BLAM, BOOM, POOSH. It was dead!
And as the preparations were being made for the giant victory party, the strike team showed up, Steve questioned them, o How did you escape?o and their leader, a man named Cody, answered, o TNT, dynamite!o o Good Man!o Steve said in reply.
Chapter 10
Going Home
o Weo re lost, we just need to face it.o Cameron said, and in response, Doug said, o If its any consolation, we haveno t seen any hostile mobs yet!o Cameron then said to him, o it isno t a consolation, and you know it!o Doug just hung his head. The group, led by Bob, had been travelling through biome to biome, they were currently traversing through a jungle biome. Jason had climbed up a tree, and said, o I cano t see anything but jungle.o He pivoted from left to right, and finally he saw something, o I see a desert!o The group had just seen jungle and a small mountain biome, so a desert was a welcome sight. The group adjusted their course, and made a beeline to the desert.
The battle was won, and the NPC army had regrouped for a large party. Steve was confronted by a group of the survivors, and asked, o Sir, what should we do with the levels that we collected from the monsters? Or the swords?o Steve answered, o Enchant two swords, and drive them into the ground, as a memoir to the fallen.o The group obeyed, and went to do it.
The rescue group was still lost. They had left the desert far behind, and pushed forward into a grassland. The group then heard loud cheering, and turning to the direction that it seemed it was coming from, they saw the NPCVillage. They then proceeded to see aerial tnt exploding, along with multiple noteblocks acting as drums, along with a homemade rapper booth loosely based of Deadmau5o s! They proceeded to make their way towards the Village. About ¼ of the day later, at sunset, they made it to the Village, the roads were illuminated with light by torches and Redstone lanterns, they checked all the huts, but none had the party, finally they found the right house, they squeezed their way into the house, and found Steve giving a passionate speech, o We have repelled the evil and survived, we have killed the Enderdragon, tamed Herobrino ¦ I get it! The armor clad warrior is Herobrine!o o Ito s time to go home Steve, youo ve kept a NPC Village safe from invasion, but this is not your home, your home is in the real world.o o Bob?o o You know dats right!o o How did you guys get here?o o Dono t ask.o o Okay, can you get out?o o You know dats right!o Steve got off the makeshift stage and said, o Ok, I go home.o All the NPCs tried to talk him out of this, but Steve was persistent. But the NPCs then urged him to take Professor Meowingtons with him, which he said yes to.
Once they made their way to the spawning point, they went in, one after the other, Jason first, Cameron after him, Chad after him, Doug after them and after him Jay. o I know you have some sweet memories with this world, but you should probably delete it, what if this happens again?o o What if I keep it on peaceful?o o Still you have no guarantee that you can pull yourself to go.o o Ok, you got me there. Io ll try to.o And as Steve held Meowingtons and hit the button, he was transported back to his house, when he arrived, the date was May 21, 2015, 4 days inside virtual reality, he then went, hugged his mom, and his little brother Joey. He then took the world, and deleted it.
Epilogue
2 years later, on Joeyo s 9 birthday, Steve got up, and helped his mom make his little brother breakfast, which included eggs, sausage, cinnamon swirl bread and fresh-squeezed orange juice. As he helped his mother carry the tray, he was positioning 2 noisemakers just right in his mouth, and when they opened his door, he blew them both, quite loudly! And as they sang Happy Birthday, he reflected on his experience 2 years previous, luckily, he had gotten onto a different phase, Mount&Blade, an action game. And then Steve gave Joey his present, a new Minecraft game! Joey ran up and gave him a big hug, and then Professor Catingtons and Professor Meowingtons jumped onto Joey, knocking him over, and he just laughed!
Whenever he got the chance, Steve played Mount&Blade on his Alienware, occasionally playing with the VRD*, he was getting good too, sometimes playing multiplayer with his friends, beating them with no shirt with an old crossbow without bolts!
5 days afterwards, Joey was playing Minecraft, and Steve was letting him use the VRD*, and then, when Steve was helping his mom with the laundry, he saw that the icon which signified that you could get out was gone! And as he did exactly what Bob did to him, he got his friends together and 3, 2, 1, Blam!
*Virtual Reality Device
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but nice story.
its pretty long actually