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Moar Ores Mods. {RANT}

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WHY?! Would you EVER!?!?! Need 500 ores mods, most doing the EXACT SAME THING?!?!


In the mind of a "Modder" (Not really a modder, they just copy the code) This goes on as they create yet ANOTHER Ore mod.


"Hm.... I need to think of all the ores I know of and put them in Minecraft, so I can gain fame and have bragging rights of having an original idea! Well, I can add Cobalt... Yes... Cobalt sounds nice. I think the community is too stupid to know what Cobalt is made of and how it is made, so I'll just make it spawn randomly like Iron around the world. OHOO! Yes! I can add the Runescape ores as well! Maybe I can call this the "Runescape ores mod!" Wait.... no... since I have Cobalt I can't do that... Well! Let's add Runeite, (I'll just add the ITE at the end of it so it sounds different) as well as Adamantine (Yep, adding INE so they think it's not from Runescape) and Mithril (Bah, this doesn't need any fancy endings, the community is too stupid to realize). Well! Now that I have 4 nore ores that no one has ever heard of, let's add in some weird ones that I actually made up, but really got the idea from another source. Yes! I can make dragon ore! I like dragons, so I may as well make an ore, and texture it to look dark and sinister!"


"Now comes the part where I must texture these new ores and the tools that are from vanilla Minecraft. Well, I can just use the vanilla textures of course! Let's just colour the vanilla iron sword blue to make Runeite, yes! My beautiful work! It's so original, I must make more! "


*Re-textures every vanilla tool in different colors*


"Well! I'd say my mod is done, time to post it and see what everyone thinks of it!"


"Wait! I forgot to add the stats for the *new* tools!"


"Yes, lets make Runeite stronger than Diamond with absolutely NO extra abilities. Just stronger. And YES! More durability, because that makes sense! Let's make Dragon tools the most powerful, killing anything in one hit and thus being the most OP thing in game. Just for kicks, let's make the shovel kill in one hit as well! Because that makes perfect sense! If a shovel made out of Dragon ore is that powerful, why not make the pickaxes mine 45x more faster?! I think I'm on to something!"


Worst thing in Minecraft is the majority of modders. The sad thing is, the majority of modders can't make a decent mod.
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