This was originally suggested by my friend @OrderOutOfChaos, who is sadly no longer on the site to see this, but here ya go:

Hey, I'm playing the (alto) sax! And the recording didn't sound weird!

(I looked up what a clogged instrument means. Listen to the recording and you'll know what I'm talking about.)

And here's a recording of me looking up songs to play:

Wanna hear me fail at playing some other stuff? Click this link!