The grave

"Chappy, what happened? youre all dirty!" "I know. it was the hobo. he told me that the grave holds treasures.""tell me more" "i needed to go and visit my fathers grave, when suddenly, a random hobo pulls me into an alleyway.I panicked and stabbed him in the chest. He just standed there, then he sunndenly yelled the grave holds secrets. Then he died" "thats sad." "I know! i thought the same thing, thats very sad, i wanted to know the secret aswell. but, i went to my fathers grave and asked him if he knows something about a grave that holds secrets"

"suddenly, somebody says : row 4 2nd one. So i take my shovel and go to dig. I dug out the coffin and the voice says: The other way you idiot. So i went there and started to dig. Finaly, i found a coffin that was very dusty.I pulled out the coffin and investigated." "AAaaand?..." "And i found a book that was titeled: DO NOT READ! so i threw it away. I then found a map that had nothing in it. Then i understanded, that there are no secrets here." "but what about the book?" "Meh, didnt read it." "but maybi..." "HEY! you want a beer?"

And thus we will never know what the hobo meant by the grave holds secrets.