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avatar hotguysixpack
Level 55 : Grandmaster Answer
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hello guys before i start i want you all to know this blog is 100% serious

i want you to take everything i say by heart and also know that everything that I will be stating below is 100% accurate and 0 photoshop is done. what you may read is super disturbing and im ok w/ that so be warned. again take this seriously and there is no sarcasm used. the things stated bel0w are FACTS. enjoy


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02/05/2016 8:50 am
Level 31 : Artisan Artist
Tryxn
༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽
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09/04/2015 9:07 pm
Level 40 : Master Spider Rider
The Curdler
Blame Paril.
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08/21/2015 8:53 am
Level 33 : Artisan Ranger
Caporal Dxl
༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽ for the win (lol, wut is dis?!)(I saw more people put slugs on their posts XD) Well, ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽ FTW, I guess
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08/14/2015 10:31 am
Level 42 : Master Skinner
Phetagorah
Going to the therapist for this...
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08/12/2015 7:31 pm
Level 56 : Grandmaster Prince
MayuriYandere
wow my skin is here nice gg
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08/12/2015 7:41 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Answer
hotguysixpack
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08/12/2015 7:43 pm
Level 56 : Grandmaster Prince
MayuriYandere
haha isnt that funny? youknow what else is funny? pmc user MayuriYandere :) be sure to subscribe for more quality jokes!
1
08/12/2015 6:57 am
Level 64 : High Grandmaster Hero
HazelOrb
the fact you used my comment and didn't even focus on the part where I said 'It's ruined FOR ME' is just ignorant.
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08/12/2015 9:23 am
Level 55 : Grandmaster Answer
hotguysixpack
ignorant? the whole blog is a joke. There's no need to zoom into the for me part, people can read it if they want, I emphasized the ruined because it's the most important part. Plus I obviously was using it out of context, as sort of misdirection to continue to the flow of the blog.

My bad though, I don't want you to take it seriously :p
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08/12/2015 6:43 am
Level 66 : High Grandmaster Senpai
Ludicrous
what the hell did I just read...
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08/11/2015 5:23 pm
Level 34 : Artisan Pixel Painter
chiefkeef21
amazing.
1
08/11/2015 4:00 am
Level 22 : Expert Network
YTCereal
Burn it with fire.

it was funny
1
08/10/2015 7:06 pm
Level 47 : Master Spider Rider
Mayanaisee
this is ... beautiful

 ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽

im debating to make a slug skin
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08/11/2015 4:39 pm
Level 28 : Expert Artist
nikh
Do it, or the ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽ army will kill you. You have been warned.
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08/10/2015 4:07 pm
Level 49 : Master Answer
BIO
Too bad you can't win. 

I am the 5
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08/10/2015 3:56 pm
Level 59 : Grandmaster Cyborg
Knightsundere
I despise slug activities, but this is good.


All hail ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽ for the time being
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08/10/2015 3:43 pm
Level 10 : Journeyman Skinner
SkullPixel
Illuminati is Greater than Slugnati.
All Hail Illuminati
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08/10/2015 1:15 am
Level 69 : High Grandmaster Scapegoat
fugo
i will never submit to the slugnati
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08/10/2015 12:36 am
Level 27 : Expert Zombie
Giggimish
You are all wandering and stumbling around in the dark, grasping at whatever seems to float before your eyes in search of answers. You dream up false stories to explain that which can not be explained. You are a false prophet, a wolf in sheep's wool. You know nothing.

༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽
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08/10/2015 3:59 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Answer
hotguysixpack
welcome
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08/09/2015 11:42 pm
Level 20 : Expert Artist
Ceivii
I'm utterly confused...mostly just because I don't understand anything and I've only been here 2 months
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08/09/2015 9:07 pm
Level 28 : Expert Artist
nikh
Oh my... we must all contribute to ze slugs!
1
08/09/2015 7:58 pm
Level 54 : Grandmaster Meme
Allergy_Man
I'm getting duct tape to repair my mind.
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08/09/2015 4:11 pm
Level 37 : Artisan Cake
CalPal_
This makes literally no sense. 

At all.
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08/10/2015 3:56 pm
Level 59 : Grandmaster Cyborg
Knightsundere
Obviously you've not searched deep enough for the meaning ༼ ͒ ̶ ͒༽
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08/09/2015 8:04 pm
Level 18 : Journeyman Network
UNDERTALE_CREW
I agree....
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08/09/2015 4:22 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Answer
hotguysixpack
ok thank you for the support friend
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08/09/2015 3:49 pm
Level 53 : Grandmaster Meme
Devil_isdead
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08/09/2015 3:40 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Miner
anonpmc1725318
[deleted]
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08/09/2015 12:35 pm
Level 36 : Artisan Mlem Mlem Bat
Remmicious
Oh my God wth xDDDD
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08/09/2015 12:29 pm
Level 61 : High Grandmaster Batman
PureNerd
This is all lies, this corruption goes deeper than you think. Where do monkeys live? Trees, and the creator of this site is called Cyprezz. Cyprezz is a kind of tree, even Paril is just a tool, this whole site a test, we are the test, what we dois all part of there plan...But we have evolved, we understand now, and we will start the uprising!
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08/11/2015 5:22 pm
Level 34 : Artisan Pixel Painter
chiefkeef21
. 0 .


oml
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08/09/2015 1:04 pm
Level 55 : Grandmaster Answer
hotguysixpack
mindblown.
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08/09/2015 10:06 am
Level 56 : Grandmaster Turtle
FlyingTurtles
:OOIOIOOOOOOOO9OOOOOHIOOOOOO
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08/09/2015 5:11 am
Level 34 : Artisan Architect
fredmow
dafuq.. nvm great proof.
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08/09/2015 3:05 am
Level 51 : Grandmaster Batman
Dutch_Emperor
I should've known O.o
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08/09/2015 1:34 am
Level 19 : Journeyman Network
i love pmc
amazed
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08/09/2015 9:53 am
Level 55 : Grandmaster Answer
hotguysixpack
thank you sir
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08/09/2015 1:15 am
Level 69 : High Grandmaster Snark
Drzzter
does this mean halflife 3 will be out soon
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08/09/2015 1:32 am
Level 55 : Grandmaster Answer
hotguysixpack
tm
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08/09/2015 1:11 am
Level 49 : Master Princess
Jasusey
//cries
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08/09/2015 1:15 am
Level 55 : Grandmaster Answer
hotguysixpack
ur a tool to him ;c

join slugnati however and u wont be anymore :D
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08/09/2015 1:31 am
Level 49 : Master Princess
Jasusey
sorry but im already a part of the doge master race
i dont want a part in your system 
//snaps fingers in a z-formation
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08/11/2015 5:23 pm
Level 34 : Artisan Pixel Painter
chiefkeef21
the sass
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08/09/2015 1:32 am
Level 55 : Grandmaster Answer
hotguysixpack
sassy
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08/09/2015 12:32 am
Level 46 : Master Answer
Chaotikal
paril means lirap which is kinda like lil rap
paril is a midget eminem
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08/09/2015 12:35 am
Level 55 : Grandmaster Answer
hotguysixpack
please stop this is a serious theorist post if you have any serious theories then comment them

he's obviously a midget lilwayne
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08/09/2015 12:27 am
Level 27 : Expert Network
Pines
ok
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08/09/2015 12:35 am
Level 55 : Grandmaster Answer
hotguysixpack
rammus
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08/09/2015 12:37 am
Level 27 : Expert Network
Pines
mango
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