This story is about how the psychopathic ghost Herobrine came to be. Much of the stuff in this blog you may have never heard of. Because most of this stuff is geek stuff. Whatever.

Centuries before the first Steve punched a tree, there were only two inhabitants of Minecraftia. They were Herobrine and Jenny, and they were in love with each other.

One day, Herobrine was watching Doctor Who, and Jenny, who was more of a fan of Goku than the Doctor (unlike myself), changed the channel to Anime Central, and began watching Dragonball Z. Herobrine, who had certainly gotten angry because he was missing the Christmas Special, had flipped into a rage, and he threw his girlfriend out of their third floor window. Jenny got very angry, and she and Herobrine had a very violent battle about which show was better. The fight ended up having their house burned down, but they were so angry that they didn't care.

The fight ended when Jenny killed Herobrine, then she cried for three hours, and after that, Jenny buried his dead boyfriend. A week later, Herobrine rose from the dead, having white eyes instead of normal ones. Then he killed Jenny in her sleep. After this Herobrine vowed to kill every human being alive, due to their sick, twisted, DragonBall Z-obsessed minds (by this time, CaveGame was released).

Well, that's it. If you do somehow see Herobrine, don't call the cops, but call the *Ghostbusters!*. Those guys will help you out a lot more. And please subscribe to me, check out my skins and my blogs.