Once there was a very nooby Minecrafter. This Minecrafter had gotten Minecraft for Christmas, and he was very happy on Christmas day when his parents told him about this. So, he screwed all his other crap that he got for Christmas and started playing immediately.

Like all other Minecrafters, he noticed when he first started playing, that he wanted to change his skin. He didn't want to have the boring, crusty Steve. So he looked online, and he found a skin of Finn from Adventure Time. But, he was not a very smart person, and he couldn't find out how to change his skin. He tried and tried again, but it just did not work. He eventually sent an angry email to Mojang saying that skins are too hard to apply.

In February, he got a email from Jeb saying that he was a complete noob, and it said that he was no longer a Minecrafter. He tried to get the other versions, but he couldn't play them. Then, for the rest of his life, he hated Minecraft with all of his heart.

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