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Yeerbles avatar Yeerbles
Level 19 : Journeyman Fish
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Do you lack possession of any games on your cellular device?

Are you in dire need of entertainment?

Are you so bored that you feel like you're going to explode?

Well, we're introducing our newest product:

APP

Truly the most divine of apps out there, APP has one main purpose: to prevent BOREDOM!

With it, you can watch cats playing with cat toys!

(Fascinating!)

You can also watch a screen fade into all of the colors of the rainbow!


(Pretty! Engaging! Stylistic!)

Finally, you can watch an explosion happen!

(Epic! Astounding! Breath-taking! I'm being held hostage please he)

BUT WAIT!
THERE'S MORE!

If you happen to use the code 'THISISACRYFORHELPIMBEINGHELDINABASEMENT', you'll be able to gain access to another new feature:

TOTALLY
LEGIT


DELIVERY
SERVICE!


With this exciting new feature, you'll be able to have several exciting new items delivered to you such as a piece of paper, the leg of a chair, and a bomb beach ball!


Are you now satisfied with your product? Well, that won't last long, at least not without PREMIUM MODE!

THAT'S RIGHT!

For only $5000000 $50000.00, you can buy PREMIUM ACCESS to TWO entire things:

1. a one way ticket that totally leads to disneyland!

2. a scanner that makes a trained assassin target and kill you free ice cream!


THAT'S ALL OF WHAT APP CAN DO!


BUY IT NOW FOR ONLY $50022198.99!

(side effects include: death, 10 mass genocides linked to the downloading of this app, explosions, being trapped in someone's basement)

[ This advertisement was made and sponsored by the TLACS Company ]








CreditTLACS Company
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Update #1: Cover Art : 11/09/2020 5:55:08 pmNov 9th, 2020

just added some cover art that i made for fun

also i drew it with a mouse, fun fact

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11/10/2020 1:34 am
Level 8 : Apprentice Waffle
MASTRIO
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mmm, yes I love APP,

99999999/1 Stars
2
10/27/2020 1:41 pm
Level 37 : Artisan Lemon
MGSuco
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Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress, that this blog, in no way endorses, a belief in the occult
2
10/25/2020 1:15 pm
Level 23 : Expert Procrastinator
spookyshxdow
spookyshxdow avatar
ILL BUY THIS FOR EVERYONE IN MY LIFE
1
12/02/2020 4:57 pm
Level 54 : Grandmaster Answer
rarysm
rarysm avatar
oh great so they all die?
2
10/25/2020 11:13 am
Level 42 : Master Vampire
Greay
Greay avatar
Such a great item, even better than EA games and staff itself! I want your whole stock.



uwu owo
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10/25/2020 11:18 am
Level 19 : Journeyman Fish
Yeerbles
Yeerbles avatar
As long as you have a spare $50072198.99 you can buy the app AND premium!
2
10/25/2020 11:30 am
Level 42 : Master Vampire
Greay
Greay avatar
Jokes on you I have a few orphanages to choose from, so I will become totally stacked.
2
10/25/2020 11:31 am
Level 19 : Journeyman Fish
Yeerbles
Yeerbles avatar
(it's this new trick, they call it child labor!)
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10/25/2020 12:34 pm
Level 42 : Master Vampire
Greay
Greay avatar
You mean mandatory child volunteering?



(can't let the cops get on our trail can we)
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10/25/2020 12:36 pm
Level 19 : Journeyman Fish
Yeerbles
Yeerbles avatar
nah
say that the children are just doing job speedrun any%
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10/25/2020 10:56 am
Level 39 : Artisan uwu
silverchariot
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Wow, what an amazing app! I love this app so much it's such a great app. This app has changed my life!! App is such a great app it is very good i love app so much download ona appasjddnedqwjblwjd
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