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[ This advertisement was made and sponsored by the TLACS Company ]
Are you in dire need of entertainment?
Are you so bored that you feel like you're going to explode?
Well, we're introducing our newest product:
APP
Truly the most divine of apps out there, APP has one main purpose: to prevent BOREDOM!
With it, you can watch cats playing with cat toys!
(Fascinating!)
You can also watch a screen fade into all of the colors of the rainbow!
(Pretty! Engaging! Stylistic!)
Finally, you can watch an explosion happen!
(Epic! Astounding! Breath-taking! I'm being held hostage please he)
BUT WAIT!
THERE'S MORE!
If you happen to use the code 'THISISACRYFORHELPIMBEINGHELDINABASEMENT', you'll be able to gain access to another new feature:
TOTALLY
LEGIT
DELIVERY
SERVICE!
With this exciting new feature, you'll be able to have several exciting new items delivered to you such as a piece of paper, the leg of a chair, and a bomb beach ball!
Are you now satisfied with your product? Well, that won't last long, at least not without PREMIUM MODE!
THAT'S RIGHT!
For only $5000000 $50000.00, you can buy PREMIUM ACCESS to TWO entire things:
1. a one way ticket that totally leads to disneyland!
2. a scanner that makes a trained assassin target and kill you free ice cream!
THAT'S ALL OF WHAT APP CAN DO!
BUY IT NOW FOR ONLY $50022198.99!
(side effects include: death, 10 mass genocides linked to the downloading of this app, explosions, being trapped in someone's basement)
[ This advertisement was made and sponsored by the TLACS Company ]
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Update #1: Cover Art : by Yeerbles 11/09/2020 5:55:08 pmNov 9th, 2020
just added some cover art that i made for fun
also i drew it with a mouse, fun fact
also i drew it with a mouse, fun fact
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uwu owo
(can't let the cops get on our trail can we)
say that the children are just doing job speedrun any%
aoaa
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