What is a troll?

Good question, friend! Okay, so, it's probably something your parents don't know about. They're just old, that's all. So, Urban Dictionary says this definition:

"One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument"

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Got it? Know what we're talking about now? Good. I hope you do. If you don't understand those huge words, let's just say that they are mean people who like to cause trouble.

What kind of trolls are there?

Well, they come in large varieties. Some of the most common types are..

Grammer Nazi

I know you didn't come here to argue grammar. None of us did, except for the grammar nazi! They have to correct you, your friends, your cat, your frog, your rat, your Nutella, your everything!

The Angry Kid / Rager

We all hate these ragers. So what, we're beating you at Call of Duty? Don't need to scream in our headphones, especially with that squeaky voice of yours! Oh, and don't start talking about chat ragers. An example of an attack:

Me: Hello!
n00b242674361337: LEAVE OR I WILL KILL YO WITH MY LAVA RIGHT NOW!!!11!!111!11!!!

Haters

We all get them. May it be people who accuse you of hacking because you beat them in SG, to plain "lol u stud" people, they're all the same thing. If this happens, say "Haters gonna hate" or something. They feed off of rage fuel, so.... don't rage?

The Know-it-all

These are one of the worst trolls ever. Oh, this can also include parents. It probably does, anyway. They spend most of their time trying to boss you around and tell you what to do. The best thing to do is turn your "complainer" switch on. ;)

The noob / The idiot

The Humorous Troll