This pack adds (nearly) everything you ask(ed) for! This pack is (mainly) activated by crafting a sea pickle. Once you've done that- actually I'll leave it up to you to find out what it does. Post a comment here or on the original thread here to request a feature.

adds:
stupid stick (crafted using sea pickle recipe)
-activates stupid mode
-throw poopy at your feet to deactivate

sonic speed (Mode 0 + Holding Stupid Stick + Shift)
-super speed, blue fire trail

magic carpet (Right-click to Mode 1 + Holding Stupid Stick + Shift)
-flying in survival with a nice particle platform

[​Classified] (Mode 3)

special surprise (Shift on Mode 5)

pig trees (With stupid mode activated)
-50 glitched out pigs randomly spawn if birch logs are mined

blj
-crouch jump backwards 3 times to Mario 64 Backwards Long Jump

grassing pains
-no need for explaination

Cyberpink_2012's request
-you'll know it when you see it

handcuffs
-crafting recipe peony
-throw on players to stop them in place
-throw on mobs (x1) to stop them in place too
-throw on mobs (x2) to take away AI
-free any player/mob with handcuffs on by throwing key on them

key
-crafted by same peony recipe
-throw on enchantment table to get master key
-master key can toggle through elements (From Elemental Magic Datapack), Stupid Mode, etc.

vinebreaker
pretty self explanatory

rcftite
also pretty self explanatory
chorus fruit will tp you to a random spot in the end

heres vinny
vindicators break down doors

zombie on death
also also pretty self explanatory

slime king
kill 50 slimes to meet dr. chonker

villager bread -?
throw bread at a vilager to detonate it- idk either

eoas
precursor to villager on a stick- made with fishing rod and emerald