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Tell your worst jokes ever in the chat! (Funny jokes not allowed! Such bad jokes they are funny is allowed though)
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What is a sad strawberry called? A blueberry!
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me
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What's red, black and blue?
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you after losing a fight with a bear
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no, that's you being dead
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well if you lost a fight with a bear you would have bruises along with some bleeding.
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wow lol
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what is ugly, then pretty then ugly again
human babies
human babies
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so one time, I met this guy
His name was Vadislav
I think I made him angry, because
he was chasing after me,
so I stopped and turned around
and shouted
"Vadislav! Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more."
His name was Vadislav
I think I made him angry, because
he was chasing after me,
so I stopped and turned around
and shouted
"Vadislav! Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more."
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Pilot's license? What fur?
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Who is good at telling jokes about iodine and americium?
I AM
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Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
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Because they're good at it
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What channel is a squirrel's favorite to watch?
Answer
The Acorn Channel
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I'm a real fan of "smart homes" and the "internet of things". I've been hard at work hooking up almost my entire house to my WiFi!
So far, I've made everything but the kitchen sync.
So far, I've made everything but the kitchen sync.