!ATTENTION!
My series of Russian tsars' skins has concluded with the skin of Tsar Nicholas the Bloody. I may or may not be taking a break, I'm unsure. Thank you to all who supported my skins :)

I hate to do this, but I am financially drowning. Hell, I can't even get my son diapers and milk right now. So, I've unfortunately re-established my Patreon and a Fiverr Gig for skin requests, in hopes that I can make a little money just to get by.
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Life is hard for those of you who aren't adults yet, let me give you a little insight of why. This paycheck, I worked 4 Days of overtime, that is $54 an hour, my base pay is $32.73 an hour. My Gross this check was $3,700, taxes took about $1,000.

Since I struggle financially already, I was over drafted by my bank by -$400, my car payment was $998 due to the payments not processing and becoming late so basically owed 2 Car payments, my rent due which is every check was $675 this time thanks to the summer heat raising the electricity, my Car Insurance was $250 and also didn't process so almost got cancelled, I owe 2 debts I'm trying to pay off. They charged $180 and $220...I'm now already -$500 in the bank and a loan I had to take out from last check just to get by is due for $300. Internet was $72, our phone payment plan was $65 and my wifes phone bill was $82.

I still need at least $100 in fuel to make it to work, I pay $200 a month in fuel. If my wife works, she loses her State Health Insurance which means myself and my son lose the health insurance as well.

If you want an idea of how expensive medical bills are, a 15-minute hospital drive that didn't have my wife locked down in the Stretcher initially when she was close to giving birth to our son and a car that didn't move to the road shoulder tried charging us $25,000. Now, California proclaims that I make too much money, so I don't get any financial support from the state besides medical assistance.

Sorry for the rant and giving you a little insight into my personal life, we all have problems. But for those that don't know, here is an idea of "Adulthood".

i feel like my definition of friend at this point is just people i can unconsentually put in maid dresses with no repercussions because I have done this like eight times

If I was a pizza topping what pizza topping would I be? (I’m 100% being serious)

Okay I’ve had the idea for these guys in my head since yesturday and I just drew them today and my gosh I’m so proud of these designs
opinions welcome!!

There are 503 bricks in a plane. One falls off.
How many are left? - Ans. 502


How do you put an elephant in the fridge? - Ans. You open the fridge, put the elephant in and close it.


How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? - Ans. You open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close it.


The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals are coming except for one.
Which one? - Ans. The giraffe, because he’s in a fridge.


Sally tries to get across a river, but it’s filled with alligators.
How does she get across? - Ans. The alligators were at the party.


She dies anyway.
How? - Ans. The falling brick hit her.