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before you lies two buttons

one of them does absolutely nothing

the other one also does absolutely nothing, but its a bit farther away so you’d need to reach a lil to press it

which button do you press

sleep is for the weak

i am the weak

goodnight

zomphey subscribers be like "put that dude in a situation"

~spawn landmine player 100 100

would you rather get five million dollar in one year. or one dollar in five million year

windows calculator

that’ll be $3.99 sir

you cannot silence me. i ate the batteries to the remote that has the volume control

had a weird dream

i was a maned wolf. and my legs were halfway covered in cement, so i couldnt move very fast. sounded funny though. and there was a massive spider roughly the size of a small dog that im pretty sure was trying to get me. that part did NOT sound funny, it was rather horrifying

also there was something about a lego set of a CAT mining truck that used a lot of fish pieces for some reason. specifically piece 64648 in light gray

ohh so thats why i felt like i was being watched

the shop car being taken for a test drive after my suspension class's strut and tie rod jobs

uhhhh i feel like i need to say something silly rn but i genuinely got nothin

if fallout new vegas has taught me anything its that im really good at gambling

Hey fellow Jerry Fans! I just made my own version of Jerry. I took one of my shaded netherite templates then put the beloved dino into it!

im aware ive got a bit of an accent, and it tends to show through in my writing cause i write in exactly the same way i think and talk. so like. could you imagine if i lived anywhere else

somewhere out there in the multiverse is a new yorker rust and nobody knows what the hell he's saying in his wall posts

good heavens bit of an angry bloke ere innit

i bend my knee to nobody. i kneel to no god or king. the only name on the collar round my neck is my own. you do not control me, for i belong to this world and this world does not belong to you.

the voices are loud but my own is louder