I look derpy like this...

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i need levels

Am I the only one who hates the ominous bottle addition? Why would drinking something make people attack a town nearby?

Before it was like "the illagers are taking revenge". Now its just a random potion that attracts illagers to your town.

this is in the comments for “Stormtroopers,” and if you thought that was funny, you should see all the jokes about the Russians being screwed in the comments for “White Death”

Lyrics of the Day:

“The sport is war, total war
When victory's really massacre
The final swing is not a drill
It's how many people I can kill”

- “War Ensemble” from Seasons in the Abyss (album released 10-9-1990) by Slayer
Warning: J.D. Considine describes this song as an “aural blitzkrieg.” Make of that what you will.

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Don't mind me, just bawling my eyes out at KOTLC
WHY DID KENRIC HAVE TO DIE.?!?!?1

:O excited

please don’t kill Stolas please don’t kill Stolas please don’t kill Stolas

My response in that situation: "Would you like to try our newest item on the menu? We call it, "Le Trottoir." It's quite delectable."

I love touching Minecraft grass block

i did a can we guess your height quiz
and they said I was under 4 foot 11
UNDER FOUR FOOT ELEVEN
I'M FIVE NINE THANKS
You're off by about a foot

someone should really fix the "undo delete" button that pops up when that happens lol

I clicked it like 10 times and nothing happened